A Levight Book |Levi x Light InquisitorMaster Book|

Incorrect Quotes

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Light: Wait, we're stuck in this room together?!

Levi: Yeah, it's really unfortunate... (says while burning the key)

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Levi: Light and I don't have pet names for each other!

Alex: Mhm...You know, My mind has been a bit rusty recently. What do bees make again?

Levi: Honey?

Light from across the room: Yeah, silly goose?

Alex: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Sora: What's it like being with Levi?

Light: Great question! I remember this one time I asked Levi for some water when he was mad at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

Light: I love him.

Sora: I-

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Light: Jade gave me a "get better soon" card.

Levi: That's surprisingly sweet of her.

Light: I wasn't sick. She just thought I could do better.

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Light with a full police uniform: *Kicked down the door* FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ROBBERY!

Levi: Huh? What did I steal?!

Light: *Taking off his sunglasses* My heart

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Light: Can we please get married?

Levi: Any given day.

Light: Now!

*Levi gets down on one knee*

Light: omg omg omg omg

Levi: *ties shoes*

Light: ...

Light: we're breaking up.

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Light: Oh look! We're under a mistletoe!

Levi: *looks up* Light, that's not a mistletoe.

Later that night at 3 am...

Levi: Wait- he was flirting with me!

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Levi: Light, if I was the last person on the Earth, would you date me?

Light: Huh? If you were the last person on the Earth, I wouldn't exist-

Levi: ... That was actually a smart reply coming from you.

Light: Wow... -_-

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Light: I don't like you like that. I like Charli.

Levi: ...Then let go of my hand.

Light: *holds on tighter* NO

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Levi: So, how do I tell the guy I like that I love him?

Light: Suck it up and do it!

Levi: Okay, I love you.

Light: Aww, love you too! Now go tell him!

Levi: I just did ;)

Light: How did it go?! Did he say it back?!

Levi: ...

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Light: It's so cold. I should have listened to you and take my sweater...

Levi: It's alright, you can take my jacket.

Light: Won't you be cold?

Levi: No, it's alright.

Light: Thanks, Levi!

Charli: I'm cold too!

Levi: Well sorry Charli, I can't control the weather.

Light: Here, take Levi's jacket, Charli!

Charli: Really? Thank you, Light!

Levi: ...

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Levi: You look cute, I want to kiss you.

Light: what?

Levi: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!

Light: ...

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Light: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What do I do?

Jade: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Sora: Tackle him!

Alex: Dump him!

Charli: Kick him in the shin!

Levi: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.