I love Shrek all too much
He gave me joy and filled me with love
He always used to give me onions.....
And one sexy day I saw a sexy job....
For a night watch at shreks swamp
I was so happy I shit my pants with joy
I called Shrek to tell him I'd take the job
He told me to look out for a yellow pussy and make sure no one
Stole his mtn dew
My office would be in his bath room where he took ogre shits all day
Before I went to my new hella cool job I put on my Shrek T shirt
Then I went......
The bath room smelled like fresh Morgan Freeman's....
He gave me a fucking sexy cam to look at his whole swamp
But then I saw it...a yellow pussy....
It was jacking off in the bedroom
It left a white mark
He must be the illuminati and he's trying to take shreks Mlgness
So I went out side to go nahscope r3k his pussy
Then BAM I r3kt the fucking shit out of him the end remember kidz
Don't trust pusses