my british bad boy.

chapter one

Today I woke up to my alarm balaring in my ears. wow i mumble as i rise from my bed and get out to slip on my vans and skinny jeans and denim jacket ad choker and pullmy ahirup in messy bun. no shower needed. yolo.

i skip downstairs and see my mummy cooking up peices of my dad. It was a well known family recipe that had been passed down from my ancestors. I galloped to the patio and dove right into my yummy cannabalistic breakfast!

i galloped to my neighbours house and trotted along her front yard and i banged my hooves against her rotten door.

my bestie, nandi opened the door with a mischeviours grin on her face and green orbs in her eyes thatshone the amazon forest. she lets me in and we walk over to the kitchen where her brother David sits eating  horse shit and runt for breakfast. he barely looks my way. Im sad now.

David was the well known bad boy of our farm. He was known to skip out at 3am at night and lay in the hay. He was known to burn horse shit and smear it onto his clothes as perfume.

"Cmon Meghan," nandni says snapping me out of my trance. "We will be late for georgraohy first period. let's go??!!" I sigh and nod and David just keeps eating his horse shit. sigh.

we both climb 🧗‍♀️ onto our 🐄 🐮 cow and start mooing as they lead us outside and towards the school. ring ring there is the bell and we rush to georgraphs class.

"Hello class," says Daryl with a smirk 😏 on his head wildly embarrassing to the internet and his eyes are literally gorgeous.

nandni giggles and blushes and then ruby comes in late. ruby was quirky and different from the rest . she was known to be the werewolf of the class growling at whoever looks at her. she had bruised up bloody eyes which i thought was due to the transition yesterday. me and nandni hated her guts.

she sits down in front of us and says hi. I smile back but i feel my hands close into a fist and I think longingly about kicking her with my hooves. what a whore.

As darryl teaches the class about the trigg beach, david struts into the room fashionbly late. his wild eyes scan the room until he finds an empty chair. right next to me. my insides tingle and tighten and i feel like vomiting out my dad.

he's so dreamy wow. daryl growls at him and forced him to sit down next to ruby. i feel my jealousy increase and I see red in my eyes flaming. david is emotionless and he sits and his wavy brown hair tussles in the wind and he has freckles and tattoos all over his face and his hands wear silver rings but ruby is a werewolf and silver isn't good for that so her eyes water and she starts getting angry at MY david.

Ruby lunges from the table and appears on all 4's infront of David. She hisses and growls as she crawls towards him with either and hungry eyes. Panic starts to bubble in my chest and i suddenly, out of instict, neigh as loud as i could.

nandi startles beside me and tries to calm me down but my eyes are only fixed on daddy david who stares ruby down in challenge. Neither notice me charging towards them wit my hooves in the air and they start to fight but luckily, I slip in between them and save david from getting hit by rubys claws. wow. I just saved him but now MY face starts to bleed, tircking down my neck.

I make eye contact with David and there is something unknown and dark in those dark holes.

" ENOUGH" darryl screeches. " ALL OF YOU COME WITH ME TO PRINCIPAL NORMAN'S OFFICE". W e all willingly trudge to the stinky office that belongs to Norman, that smells like frog shit and carrots. David, Ruby, Nandi and I all stare in silence as Darryl begins to burn us with his empty gaze. "I am so disappointed in all of you, this is appaling behaviour and get help asap". "For this behaviour i am senetcning all of you to come New York with me and sing karoeke with me" darryl demands with a hunched posture that screams distrubance.

"NO!" we all sing, and break out into dance. Daryll falls back intimidated by us, he screeches as well charge forward, an unexplained mutuality now between all of us as we decide to gang up on daryll "How dare you make us sing with you you old freakuy fa6t fuck truck," i CHANT, and Nandni hums behind me in harmony. Ruby growls and punces upon him and clwsa at his white sausagre waskin. and then all of a sudden norman rises from the floor where he was sleepihng, and is appaled so he shoves david away. I scream in protest, NIT MY DAVID.

As david is human, he is basically weaker than us. But one shall not forget that he is...a bad boy. David screams in pure frustration, "i've had enough of this bullcrap, one more move from either of you and you know i will burn this farmschool to the ground", he declares. Wow. That was so hot. I feel a little drool escape my horse mouth.

He glances my way, my heart stops and he winks, a small smirk on his lips bruised up. wow. thats sexy. I watch as he swipes at sir norman and he falls, now dead. we all mutter a little prayer, "May god sned you to hell old sir, lalalla amen." then we watch as david moves to daryll and heroically drops a hand for him to take an dhe helps old man up, who smiles at alll of us, "Thanku all for sparing my life. we will go to new york tmre morning and no karoke dw babes." We all cheer.

From that day forward, David, the notorius human bad boy of farm school, looks at me differently.