things I said when my brain really wasn't working

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"As if I drive will bike"

I like to-
"Imagine if I stabbed you. Like right now. Wouldn't that be funny?"

Good bye class.
"Yeah, done, finished, bye."

*points at a stuffed panda* Can we name him?
Idk, what would his name be?
"Can we name him, Fluffy?"
My history teacher: Only if you'll be called that too...
"Alright"

What is love-
"Food"

What are your names?
Anna
"Anna- wait"

"What's Bidens last name?"

"My grandma can't speak english"
Why?
"'Coz she's dead"

Name: Music

"Big brain, me have"

"Me is confusion"

"What the actual what"

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 20, 2023 ⏰

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