The Taunting Thieves

Chapter 5

THIRD PERSON POV

Jiro called everyone to his office, he just got done reading Diane's letter so of course, it was time to tell the other 3. He heard as footsteps approached the door and everyone just sat down in silence, Jiro then cleared his throat  "I'm gonna keep this brief. The letter I received has us doing a job with a former...associate of mine. It'll be taking place tomorrow tonight, so I suggest you all get some rest. I'll discuss details with you all tomorrow. Any questions?" Fentan pouted "Why not right nowwww!?" Jiro sighed "It's too late. We all need rest. Now, any other questions?" Fentan giggled "Is the reason you hide your face like that cuz your ugly?!" Roman looked at Fentan disgusted "Fentan what the fuck?! Why the hell would you ask him that?! You dont know if he has a deformity or a heavy injury you moron!" Fentan rolled his eyes "He doesn't value my feelings why should I value his huh!?" Jiro ignored Fentan and turned his glaze to Roman Jiro: Roman. Settle down. It doesn't bother me. Fentan. Learn to keep your thoughts to yourself. Your in my house and you shall all go by my rules. Now, Kuja. You and Roman have a very special task you have for tomorrow. So do you Fentan. Now, if no one has any other questions. You're all dismissed and are expected to be in bed"

Roman glared over at Fentan and clenched his fist "Yes sir"

TIME SKIP TO MORNING

Jiro was downstairs in the dining hall sitting there and looking over the letter again with a cup of coffee in his hand. "....She better not screw me over again..." Fentan ran downstairs and giggled "Morninnn~!" Jiro put the letter away and sighed "Good morning, Fentan. We need to be out by 5. And it's 9 am, are you prepared?" "Yep!" Fentan said with a big grin on his face. Kuja walked downstairs and sighed "... Good morning" "Good morning Kuja, where's Roman?" Jiro said with a confused expression behind his mask, Kuja shrugged "I don't know, go find him" As soon as Kuja said that, Roman ran down the stairs "Sorry I'm late. Good morning boss" Jiro looked at him "Good morning Roman. Take a seat. And now that everyone is here...I think we can start the meeting. We will be working with another group of...people as previously stated. I expect you all to not be caught off guard by them" Roman sipped his coffee "Sadly, one of us here will be" Jiro cleared his throat "Now...Let's discuss details. We're going to robbing an multi million dollar company. Kill anything that poses a threat. You each will get a cut of the profits. Now...Kuja. you get to select your partner for the mission. I'll be entering through the sides and two of you will be entering through the sides" Kuja walked next to Roman immediately, saying absolutely nothing. Jiro looked at Fentan and side "Okay then... looks like you'll be with me Fentan" Fentan clapped and giggled "Sickkk!!" Jiro ignored him and continued speaking "Now...The plan is to enter the safe room without much detection or without anyone being called. Take as much money and merchandise you see" Fentan sat up out of his chair and put his plate of food in Kuja's hands "Can you put this in the wash!?" Roman put it back in Fentan's hands "It's your own plate. Go put it up yourself" Fentan shook his head "No I don't feel like it! Go put it up Kuja!" Jiro sighed "Fentan just go put it up" Fentan just put his plate back in Kuja's hands and leaned back in the chair. Jiro sighed "We'll be leaving at 5..."

TIME SKIP

Jiro was in the car waiting for the other three. Fentan suddenly walked outside with 4 bags of things. Jiro looked at him "What the hell do you need that for!?" Fentan just ignored him and giggled more, then finally Kuja walked out with Roman. Fentan turned so now his head was facing the back seat, and looked at Kuja "What took you so long, were you getting railed!?" Kuja rolled his eyes "No, and that is none of your concern little one" Fentan crossed his arms and pouted "What do you mean little one!?" Kuja laughed slightly and turned his gaze to out the window. Jiro started the engine and started speeding as fast as the car could go, not wanting to waste any time, Fentan flew right onto the floor of the car "OWWWW!!! JIRO I FELL!!!" Jiro was swerving and screaming at other drivers. "I KNOW YOU HEARD ME JIRO! HELP ME UP NOW!" Fentan said with a pout "WHY WEREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR FUCKING SEATBELT!?" Fentan scoffed "CUZ I DIDN'T WANNA! NOW HELP ME UP!" Jiro sighed and pulled over "Roman, help him up" Roman groaned "Fine" Fentan squirmed "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS SHIT!" Roman held his hand out "Here!" Fentan shook his head "GET YOUR SMELLY ASS HAND AWAY FROM ME!" Roman sighed "DO YOU WANNA STAY STUCK OR NO!?" Fentan smiled "I want Kuja to help me~! He smells like roses~!" Kuja was listening to music in his ears buds and quietly singing. Roman laughed a bit "Looks like your staying stuck then" Fentan shook his head "No, I know he'd help me for sure~!" Roman sighed and nudged Kuja to take out an earbud, Kuja took the earbud out of his ear "Yes...?" Roman pointed at Fentan "This moron over here thinks you'd help him up" Kuja sighed "Fine" He reached his hand out to Fentan and Fentan grabbed it "Mm~ Thanks Kujie~!" Kuja sighed and sat back down, Roman put on his headphones and listened to some music. Jiro started driving at a normal pace "We'll be there in about an hour from now" Kuja fell asleep and snored softly and Roman started singing quietly, Jiro started swerving in the lanes to make people crash, and Fentan began screaming at the top of his lungs, Jiro got annoyed "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kuja woke up "What is going on..." Fentan started crying "I'm scared!" Roman scoffed "FENTAN SHUT UP IT ISN'T EVEN FAST!" Fentan got mad "HE'S CRASHING INTO SHIT I'M GONNA FALL OUT THE FUCKING CAR" Jiro got pissed "IM DRIVING FENTAN IF I WAS CRASHING IT WOULD BE MUCH WORSE!" Fentan gave him a piss face "I DON'T HALLUCINATE, JIRO!" Jiro crashes into a car "NOW THAT'S CRASHING!" Fentan started being over dramatic and just screaming loud as he can "FUCK THIS FUCK AH FUCK COCK SUCKER SHIT FUCK YOU JIROOO!!!" Jiro face palmed "SHUT UP AND GROW A FUCKING PAIR!" Fentan looked at him confused "A PAIR OF WHAT!?" Jiro smacked him "BALLS FENTAN. BALLS" Fentan looked at him shocked "BALLS!? WHAT'S YOUR OBSESSION WITH BALLS THAT PRETTY GAY JIRO!" "..." Jiro stayed quiet until they arrived. (A time skip because I'm getting a bit impatient sorry homies) Jiro stopped the car "Okay, we're here" Fentan got out of the car and lit a cigarette as Jiro began to drive away slowly "HEY WHAT THE HELL!?" Fentan said as he chased the car "IT'S A BIT MORE DOWN THE ROAD STUPID!" Jiro said chuckling, Fentan started running even faster "WHY'D YOU SAY WE'RE HERE THEN!?" Jiro ignored him and started singing "I'm dreaming..of a white christmas!~" Kuja rolled down his window "YOUR A DUMBASS!" Roman began laughing so hard his skin turned red like a tomato. Fentan catched up with the car and opened the door and as soon as he did, Jiro hit the gas "HAH!" Fentan started crying "I-I W-WILL K-K-KILL Y-Y-YOU!" Roman laughed "RUN FOREST RUN!" Jiro then pulled up to the meeting place to wait for Sam Bethany and Diane. Fentan caught up and was dead out a breath, Jiro smirked "Now don't think you can ever tell me what to do again" Fentan got pissed and smacked Jiro's mask right off his face and watches it snap apart on the floor "Oops..." Jiro picked up the right piece and put it back on his face "FUCKING MORON!" Kuja whispered to Roman "So that's what he looks like?" Fentan pouted "It was an accident..." Jiro strapped the mask on securely to the side of his face that doesn't have scratches all over  ".....You're so fucking lucky, Suzuki" Fentan got angry "OI DON'T CALL ME BY ME LAST NAME YA SKANK!" Jiro picked Fentan up and slapped him across the face and turned his attention to Roman and Kuja "Roman, Kuja. Get out of the car" They both got out of the car and just stood there. Jiro let go of Fentan and sighed "Now, I need you two to help me get the equipment. Fentan, get off the ground and get the ropes and the boxes" Fentan started crying "Do it your own damn self you lazy shit! You hurt my feelings!" Jiro got pissed "GET THE FUCKING ROPES AND BOXES. NOW!" Fentan shook his head and pouted "Make me, meanie!"   "Fine. Get your ass back in the car of you arent gonna make yourself useful on this mission. Go" Jiro said with a sigh. Roman whispered to Kuja "Fentan needs to grow up..." Kuja nodded in agreement. "Fine! I don't wanna do this mission anyways!" He said while standing up and getting in the car. Jiro got the equipment out of the car and locked it, Roman began silently chuckling at him as Fentan looked at him with a pissed face "JIRO UNLOCK IT! IT'S HOT IN HERE!" Fentan said while crying. Jiro ignored him and watched as Diane approached "Diane...Well, it's good to see you" Diane scoffed "Well it ain't fuckin good to see you" Fentan became shocked "A WOMAN!?" Jiro sighed a bit "Last time we met you had much more of a prettier smile, guess your sense of humor went away with it" Diane rolled her eyes. Fentan unlocked the door (l o g i c) and got out "JIRO WHY IS THERE A WOMAN HERE!?" "Fentan. This is Diane. We're gonna be working with her for today"
Jiro said with a smile, Fentan got madder "TELL HER GO THE FUCK AWAY!" Fentan pouted and stomped his feet. "What a displeasing woman" Kuja said under his breath. Then Bethany finally came over "These morons giving you trouble?" Diane nodded "Yes, they're so fucking annoying!" Bethany sighed "Listen up close you shits. My boss and I wont tolerate anything that comes out your mouths. So fall in line and listen to her and your master" Fentan just started mocking her, Diane turned her gaze to Fentan "YOU! MIDGET DICK! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Roman started laughing quietly, not really wanting to get yelled at. "MIDGET DICK!? WHY ARE YOU LOOK AT MY DICK PERV!?" Fentan said while stomping his foot. Beth smacked him in the face "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET HER SPEAK!" Fentan held his face to his cheek "JIRO WHY DO THESE BITCHY BITCHES HAVE TO BE HERE!?" Jiro sighed "I'm extremely sorry about my partner in crime here...However they're here to assist us in this operation" "WELL TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I THROW HIM IN A FUCKING DITCH!" Diane said with a pissed off groan. Jiro shook his head "He's an uncontrollable little shit. But shutting him up is nearly impossible" Fentan pouted "But I'm a good boy!" Jiro sighed "And his nose grows..." Fentan began crying "WAAA!!! YOUR JUST LIKE MY MOMMYYYY!!!" Jiro raised and eyebrow "Is that a bad thing?" He started crying louder "OF COURSE IT IS IDIOT!!! WAA!!!" Jiro shrugged "Oh. Well. So Diane, where's your team going to enter through?" Diane shrugged "Don't know, don't care" Jiro rolled his eyes "Right....Well come along boys. We'll be setting things up" Fentan pushed Diane out of his way and scoffed. Beth kicked him "OW! THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!" Fentan said while crying. Beth scoffed "Want me to kick you fucking harder?" Fentan cried "NO! OF COURSE FUCKING NOT! ARE YOU BULLYING ME CUZ I'M SHORT OR SOMETHING!?!" Beth rolled her eyes "Yeah. Because your being a little shit! Now go!" Jiro yelled  "Fentan hurry up!" Fentan scoffed and pushed Beth out of his way.  "There! Jesus let's hurry the hell up and start setting it up so we can take our path and go" Jiro said with a relieved sigh. Fentan just sat on the pavement and whined. Jiro began rigging the escape doors with explosives. "Remember you two. We escape through the roof" Roman nodded "Right. Come on Kuja" Kuja nodded and followed him. "Fentans gonna get us killed by acting like such a fucking kid..." Roman said with a groan, Kuja sighed "He's a man child, can't you tell?" Roman nodded "I know that but still...That lady's gonna have her pet out and around without a leash...Well anyway...Let's get this over with so we can go home and try to sleep" Kuja sighed "Okay..." He kept on following him. Jiro starts rigging the window with explosives. Fentan bumps into Jiro "OW!" Jiro scoffs "Piss off will you?! Cant you sure I'm busy here?!" Fentan pushed him "I don't care!" Jiro punched him "OW OW OW OW JIRO! THAT HURT MAN!" Fentan said, holding his arm. Jiro scoffed at him "Get back to work, "MAN" Fentan made a pissy face "THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO!?" "I want you to go up to the roof and scout to see if theres any one coming!" Jiro said guiding him to the rope. Fentan climbed it, it was not too high of a distance anyways. Fentan looked around "I SEE A DUMB BLONDIE!" Jiro scoffed "SHE'S WORKING WITH US DUMBASS!" Jiro said quite pissed at Fentan already, Fentan cried "I HATE WOMEN JIRO!" Jiro rolled his eyes "PUTS YOUR HATRED AWAY AND LET'S FUCKING WORK WORK, ALRIGHT!?" Fentan started snickering "Hey Jiro! Your fly is down!" Jiro looked down "NO IT'S NOT!" Fentan laughed "I CAN SEE YOUR DICK! WOAH IT'S HUGE!" Jiro grows flustered and fixed his jeans "YOU WANT A FUCKING TASTE YOU PERVERT!?" Fentan's eyes glew bright "YES PLEASE!" "IM FUCKING KIDDING YOU DUMBASS! FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO WORK!" Jiro said with a scoff. Fentan whines "Aw... but I really wanted it..." Roman sighs "I really hope Jiro makes Fentan walk all the way home". Jiro groaned "FUCK OFF!" Fentan pouted "WHY WOULD YOU OFFER THEN?" Jiro face palmed "BECAUSE YOU LOOKED SOMEWHERE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO!" Fentan smiled "Meaning you liked it!" Jiro blushed a bit "I DID NOT!" Fentan giggled "You're sooo in love with me~!!!" Jiro covered up the blush on his face "NO I'M NOT! SHUT UP!" Fentan jumped down like a cat "I can tell you areee~~!" Jiro blushed harder "I AM NOT! SHUT UP ALREADY YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Fentan got up on his tip toes and gave him a kiss "Hehe~" Jiro got flustered "FENTAN FUCKING SUZUKI DON'T MAKE ME DROP KICK YOUR ASS!" Fentan gave him another kiss "You just love it, huh~?" Jiro began dying inside (Well, do you wanna share it with me? "FENTAN. IM GIVING YOU THREE SECONDS TO GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE ROOF BEFORE I THROW YOUR ASS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS BUILDING!" Fentan grabbed his hand "C'mon lets go back to the car!" Jiro pulled his hand away "NO WAY IN GOD DAMN HELL!" Fentan got on his knees "Pleasee~!!!" Jiro kicked him to the floor "NO WAY IN GOD DAMN HELL I SAID! NOW LET ME GO!" Fentan looked down "Woah Jiro your hard!" Jiro got flustered "I'M NOT EVEN AROUSED BY THIS YOU FUCKING PERV!" "YEAH YOU ARE!" Fentan inches closer to his private area and smiled. Fentan: YEAH YOU ARE! *inches closer and bends down*