Harry and jobby love story

My jobby

I was outside on a sunny day but I had the sudden urge for a big , wet ,slimey ,spikey ,jobby. So like a normal person I went to have that jobby. I walked threw into minecraft and out to get to the AMAZING toilet . It's was a glorious toilet , I wanted to marry that toilet . But I realised it was a toilet then I got high with toothpaste . Finally I sat on the toilet and squeezed hardly. I thought it was a jobby for the first plop but really it was my life . Then came the slimey , hard , long , juicy , soggy ,  jobby I was so exited so I got popcorn and turned on Netflix for this journey. After I squeezed this jobby Harry styles walked in and picked me off the toilet and the me into my fishes fins . He picked up my jobby gave it a sniff turned to me and said " this is fancy food " . And I agreed with him so much he made me take a bite and he took a bite after . I was opposed with this jobby and harry's body ;) . He paid to stay and eat my jobby with me so i let him cause he was so hot ;) . I loved him eating a part of me it was like we were connected ...