megumi x black reader

random chapter

(this was gon be a chapter buuut i had to stay on track so it's like a crackhead chapter? idk let's just go w that. heads up this will kinda be a maki x reader ish 14/15+)

your pov
i had put my track suit and went downstairs with megumi

"i'm sleepy" i say hopping on his back

"good morning and why do you like to sleep so much? don't you have a good life with me and everyone else here" he says and i nod my head and kiss his neck. he squeezes my thigh and we get downstairs to see the second years and kugisaki

"where's itadori" kugisaki asked

"i thought he was down here" megumi says and she goes to get him irritatedly. i get down off megumi and fix my outfit, he goes in for a kiss but i dodge it once i see maki and jump in her arms for a hug

"WIFEY" i yell as i hug her

"hey wife" she says hugging me back

"wifey. but i thought you were my girlfriend" megumi says and i look at him (this was before chapter 11/12, the "we're practically married now" and "yes y/n fushiguro?" shit)

"i am but this my wife like she asked me to marry her a few nights ago and i had to...yk" i say twerking on maki

"sike naw lemme chill before she have me limpin again" i say and she slaps my ass then megumi pulls me to the side

"are you ok?" he asked putting his hand over my head

"yea i'm fine it was just a lil jokey joke. maki and i did not sleep together...." i say

"good" he says

"....i don't think" i add and he looks at me

"what?" he asked

"ok i promise i'm just playing we never slept together sexually and i ate some candy before training" i say and he just sighs

"remind me to take the from u" he says

"yea sure absolutely not gonna happen. but cmon we gotta train" i say and he pulls me in a hug

"can i have a kiss you left me open for maki earlier" he says and i take his face and kiss him until yuuji finds us (lord god help his eyes)

"THEYRE SKIPPING TRAINING TO SUCK EACH OTHER'S FACE" he yelled and i pulled from megumi to whoop yuuji's ass

"nigga why is u being nosy let alone tell my business" i say punching him and he tries to dodge but fails

"ok ok i'm sorry stop" he yells

-time skip

i was sitting down on the couch with everyone else just chilling on our phones enjoying the quiet time we were having without gojo. i was listening to music when maki came up and tapped me

"wassup" i asked

"can you sit on my face?" she asked and everyone looked at her. even panda woke up from his nap cuz inumaki, who was layin on his stomach, hit his head on the ground due to panda sittin up

"umm huh?" i asked smiling and standing up

"i asked can you sit on my lap" she said and i looked at her

"gurl bye but sure" i say she takes my spot on the couch. once i sit on her lap she rubs my thighs and in the corner of my eye i see her smirking at megumi and him with a scowl on his face

"sooo are we just gonna ignore that maki asked u to sit on her face" kugisaki asked

"ms ma'am if you're mad that she asked before any of y'all just say that" i say playfully rolling eyes and she laughs