Goodnight || Lashton (boyxboy)✓

4.1

-thirty two years old-

"Caleb! Put the paint down, and- No! Stop it Erica! The toaster is not a toy!"

"Is everything okay?"

"What do you think? Our son is covered in paint, the cat is stuck on the ceiling fan and our daughter seems to think that the toaster is a car for her barbies."

"Alright kids! Go get a bath and go to bed!"

"How are you so good with them?"

"You're too nice."

"Well I guess that means you're not getting any tonight."

"Babe-"

"Goodnight!"

"Well, it's just you and me, ceiling cat."