They text you pick up lines

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Cal pal:
C:Babe did it hurt when you
fell from heaven?

Y/N: Actually I fucked up my elbow pretty bad

C: How's your elbow
doing now?

Y/N: Better if you were here

C: Smooth af
Be there at 2

Ashy:
A: Your lips look lonely,
would they like to
meet mine?

Y/N: No but they would like to meet some chicken nuggets

A: Oh...

Y/N: Love you too!!! But who can beat chicken nuggets

Lukey:
L: Hey babe;)
L: Are you wearing space
pants cuz your ass is
out of this world

Y/N: No I'm wearing baseball pants cuz my ass is out of your league

L: When did you get
so sassy??

Y/N: 2 fab 4 you... do the math
Why am I dating even
dating you?!? XD

Y/N: That's exactly why^

Mikey:
M: Your hotter than the
bottom of my laptop;)

Y/N: Smooth
You turn me on faster than you turn on your favorite game ;)

M: I'm honoured babe;)

Y/N: You should be

Creds: harrystylesimaginezz on tumblr
Thanks for reading and please let me know if you have any requests I love this one cuz the sass is so real

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