[as Obama walks away victorious, on his way home to watch the nickelodeon sit-com "victorious". movement is occurring behind him, though he doesn't notice and walks off.]
[the movement is mike climbing out of sullys' asshole, completely unharmed.]
[mike sees his husband dead in the rubble of the plane crash. mike feels as though he has lost everything, and with weak knees he falls to the ground in immense pain.]
[mikes husband, the love of his life. is dead. and there's nothing mike can do but sit and cry.]
mike: I love you, sully... every time I jerk off, i'll be thinking of you, my love.
[mike kisses sullys' cheek and walks off]
[[TIME SKIP 6 MONTHS]]
[mike is now living in the quiet suburban town of fort Myers, Florida.]
[mike is lying down on his couch watching "The End Of Evangelion"]
[as he watches the masses of people on screen die due to the third impact, in the back of his mind he can't help but feel as though its reminding him of his ex-husbands passing 6 months ago.]
mike: *sigh*
[mikes roommate walks into shot]
mr.man: hey Mikey!
[mikes new incredibly handsome roommate is shown to be wearing a tank top and short shorts]
mike: oh, hey mr.man. what's up?
mr.man: well you know how 6 months ago my grandfather died on that plane cause some dudes threw him onto the ground?
mike: [looks to the side] yeah.
mr.man: well its his funeral today so I gotta get ready for it. wanna join me?
mike: I don't think I should go for uhhh,,, personal reasons.
mr.man: understandable, Twink. have a nice day!
[mr.man closes the front door behind him and leaves to go get himself an outfit for the funeral]
mike: *sigh* mr.man is so hot but I can't betray my sully wully. what's a monster to do.
[then suddenly, the ghost of the houses past owner appears.]
mike: *gasp* who are you?!
the ghost: I am the ghost of sonic the hedgehog, and I have come to aid you in your troubling times.
mike: woah... thank you so much mr sonic sir.
the ghost of sonic: you are very welcome my son. now what seems to be the trouble?
mike: well its the anniversary of the day my husband, sully died. mr.man is going to his grandfathers funeral today too but there's a slight issue...
the ghost of sonic: oh?
mike: sully and I might have accidentally killed mr.mans grandfather on the plane to Africa 6 months ago-
the ghost of sonic: oh my god. well what do you want me to do about that?
mike: well I was hoping if you could maybeeeee, possiblyyyyyyyyyyy... make it so we didn't kill him.
the ghost of sonic: mike, I can't do that. i'm the ghost of sonic the fricken hedgehog, not god.
mike: oh...
the ghost of sonic: what if instead, we just didn't mention you killed him! problem solved!
mike:
YOU ARE READING
2 monsters, 1 plane ~ a FUCKING disaster ~ mike and sully lemon ~
Fanfictionmike and sully are on a plane to africa when they start to feel horny as fuck. mike and sully both go into the bathroom and have a little fun while fanboy and chum chum highjack the plane.
