30 minutes later
Barbra arrived at the pharmacy and looked in the medicine isle. She couldn't find what she was looking for and went to the employee at the front, "Hello there Ms. Holland, do you have what your looking fo-" "I NEED COOCHIE CREAM!!!" She cut him off.
She went back to the front desk and stared at the bottle that read: "Relieving Coochie cream: makes your husband happy." The employee there told her it numbs so it's great. She paid and left the pharmacy with her cream.