one day lil roadman ted got all upset :[ FEEFOE THUM here comes ted u better run
he ran around in his nappy screaming bloody murder because he couldn't find anymore 12 year olds to wank too
built like a yorkshire terrier yapping away, off for his meal today
*UK Drill starts playing*
[two hands on the back when i slap it becky a savage]
pumping his music he runs with is piggy nose he runs in to a fair median
with thou name, Queen Courtney
ted schemes... hmmm..
Queen Big C has power other the land and her subjects but is all to fair to use her power for no good
HAHAH YES POWER MY DRILL. ted thinks aloud
Erin the great: fuck up u dirty trollop
ted: WHAAA YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS
ted waddles away in his nappy filled with piss and poo dripping slowly behind, but Queen C picked him up and said "Eugh u dirty coont get in tha fockin bath ya chinky"
ted: Yes ma'am
Erin: Queen C dont believe his dirty ways, he'll piss on your muff anyday
Queen C: shh love, i'll snag his little troll eared nostril
Erin: he hurt u my queen i suddenly a discord mod with reddit page to back thou up
Queen C: fuck up thou donkey
[she balc]
ted found his way in to the prison
holly the ugly: heu bae lemme out n ill give u the sloopy with me veggie might fingers
ted: okay but you'll have to pinch INNIT
erin: EUGH DIRTY TROLL I SHALL BAN TE FROM THOU LIVING QUATERS
*grabs the hanging noose cutely* elo holland and Barret . u ready for tht long neck dinosaur having self to be put to deth govner
holly: tell queen C i fucked her man and her dog THE ALL POWERFUL NEO FEATHER WILL BE MINE
*stabs*
erin: u ded bitch who talkin now
jol the jester: YOUR MOOOMMMMM
erin: *cry*
Queen C was very upset at ted for how he acted after she cleaned the piss of his back and took him in, ridded his UK drill and showed him power he had never had before so she stuck a pole up his arse
Queen C: alrite u fockin dorty teddy bear uoy time for u to own up on yer fockin actions
Erin: ill sniff ya mum if u resist... guvnor
sherell got her sniff, and erin ridded ted from the land and under the bridge from the land he came from and fucked his dad bc dilfs.. guvnor
Queen C was still upset, as she trusted him very much, but he had a small dick anyway
THE END
[this is a shit post btw love all who reads this
