# ; random headcanons

# ; kuroo tetsuro

- uses kenma's phone till it drops when kenma's doing something else so he can't use it

- dared tora to wear his mom's bra that one time at a sleepover

- likes dad jokes

- burned his chem teacher's weave

- stares at the board intensely during classes

- used to jump in mud as a kid

- has roast battles with yaku sometimes

- kai has seen him stuff a chicken in a big ass bag while shopping

- NOT ONCE has he slept in class

- favorite subject is either chem or health class

- has a furry suit in his closet because kenma made him buy one

- stuffs chicken fingers in his pockets

- shoplifted turkey and chicken

- uses cat reaction memes

- self obsessed