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A/N: even if you don't know a single word in swedish, WATCH THAT VIDEO I LOVE IT SO MUCH #horseisafruitthatdoesntexist

Ofelia's pov

Okayy so now that we all live in sWeDeN I'll have to teach them how de be swedes. It's in the 21th december and we're going to Luleå in the northern parts I HOPE WE WON'T FREEZE TO DEATH

Oh I changed my mind, luleå is beautiful and stuff but we can find more interesting cities in the south. LET'S GO TO NIKKALUOKTA YASSSS

WHICH IS SO FAR UP IN THE NORTH THAT THE SUN WON'T GO UP TODAY

Now we're on a sleigh with reindeers on our way up there, and it is a sleigh because Peter is basically santa, but not really so he doesn't work around christmas. It takes 12 hours with car but only twenty minutes with his sleigh. YAY

ANYWAYSS now you live in sWeDeN so you don't say christmas you say jul.

"What will we do there??????????" Alice askededededsheeran

"We'll be on Kebnekaise and walk and eat walnut bread and then we'll go back to our rented cabin and eat mire bread and we won't listen to metallica SORRY"

Oooh now I remember I have to teach them about Swedish music.

"OKAY THAT'LL BE FUN BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO ARVINGARNA ARE" I asked kindly

They did noT

Me tellign them

" okay so they are not good and they're too cringe but they had a really good song in eurovision 1993 called Eloise I LOVE IT IT'S SUCH A CLASSIC THING anyways you'll have to listen to me scream sing it because I have no internet. I'm better than them anyways. SAMLAR MINA TANKAR I ENSAMHET INNAN JAG GÅR UUUUUUTTT, TRODDE JAG VAR SMART NÄR JAG GJORDE SLUUUUUTTT AH AHHAAAJHHH"

Peter seemed impressed by my singing skills ugh he cute

OOOOOHHHH WE CAN NOW SEE THE LITTLE CHURCH THING IN NIKKALUOKTA THAT I ONCE BUILT IN GINGERBREAD WITH MY DAD. That's pretty much the whole place, there is a feww little cabins too. THEY COZY

We land. We freeze. We put on warmer clothes. We walk up to the little Church thingy ugh i boat malice.

"WOOOOOWWWWW WE CAN SEE KEBNEKAISE FROM HEREEEE" the malicE says and I agreeing am YOU CAN SEE A LOT OF MOUNTAINS IT'S BEAUTIFUL. (but Peter is more beautiful)

"GUYYSS NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME CAROLA MUSIC SHE'S ICONTIX DON'T REALLY LIKE HER MUSIC BUT SHE ICINIC. So there was a song called Främling it was kinda good, she mentions Mona Lisa. ~SOM MONA LISA HAR SITT LEENDE SÅ DÖLJER OCKSÅ DU EN HEMLIGHEEEETTTT~"

They were all deeply impressed with my skilllzz

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"OH HOD DID I ALMOST FORGET THE LOVERS OF VALDARO AND THE BRIDES OF THE BLACK ROOM, they aren't famous at all but they ARE SOOOOOO SO SISBIS SO SO GOOD I LOVE. LIKE THE LOVERS OF VALDARO HAS REALLY GOOD LOVE SONGS THAT MAKE ME WANNA JUMP SO HARD THAT MY FLOOR (or Peter hwhwh) BREAKS AND THEY'RE SO GAY AND THEY ARE AMAZING PEOPLE AND I WAS REALLY AWKWARD ONCE WHEN I WAS AT A CONCERT AT PRIDE IN KATRINEHOLM BECAUSE MY VOICE WAS IN ONE OF THE SONGS ANDTHE BRIDES OF THE BLACK ROOMS ARE OBSESSED WITH BLOOD AND FIRE AND I LOVE IT. ANYWAYS LET'S GET SOME HOT CHOCOLATE. aNd MaYbE a cUp To HaVe iT iN"

They agreed and we got back to our cabin and drank hot chocolate but peter is hotter. No we did not listen to metallica we listened to molly sandén.





A/N: this isn't even a chapter (but it's the longest so far-) it's basically just me liking the lovers of valdaro and the brides of the black room and Kebnekaise. OMGO IN THE NEXT CHAPTER WE CAN GO TO LISEBERG AND THEN ÖLAND OKAY I'M SO TIRED AJHARW GOODNIGHT

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