Cheetosh

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cheetah paint a sketch of Santosh Sharma when she was doing her work and after making sketch he show his sketch to Santosh . 
SS : arrey wah cheeteh kiski drawing bnayi hai
CC uff yeh masumiyat .
Then suddenly karishma Singh arrive and twitch his ear and said 
KS : mana kiye the  na masumiyat ka mana kiye the ki nhi .
CCsorry 
and his eyes filled with tears then
KS:  tumhe zad buddi aur masumiyat mei farak samajh mei nhi aata hai kya .
 SS: hmm ??  madam  mei kuch samajhi nhi
PS:  beta tum nhi samajhogi tum abhi bhut choti ho   .
SS : ok  .
Then haseena malik arrived and said "
HM : kya ho rha hai yeh 
 All said :jay hind madam sir
HM : Jay hind 
 CC (murmuring ): masumiyat ne meri masumiyat nikal di ".
Then billu arrived as a officer . Cheetah laugh at him . All get shoked and then
SS: aap complain likhwane aaye ho?? " .
CC: uff yeh ma ...( he remember that karishma singh is here and twitching of his ears  and then he said)sorry.
BC  : santu ji I am Billu the spy
SS : oh billu ji aap 
HM : Billu tum!! kaha ja rhe ho ".
BC : ja nhi rha hu aa rha hu mujhe choro ka head bnaya gya hai taki mei baki sab choro ko chori karna sikha sakku "
SS:  Choro ka head wah congratulations Billu ji"  . (All see towards santosh as anger  and santosh said ) sorry .
BC:  billu ji nhi  santu ji head of thiefs billu the spy kaho"  (said Billu and then Billu go  in the lokup and said  )mera billu niwas ab mei iss billu niwas ka naam badal ker choro ka head billu niwas kar dunga " .
KS :(replied to billu ) ama bhatt yeh tumhari  property nhi hai jo tum jab chahe tab isko badal do yeh sarkari property aur isme badlaw lane ke liye tumhe sarkar se permission leni padegi "  

NS(shouting and entering in room ) : kaun !kaun hai woh jo bola ki yeh sarkari property hai yeh hmari property hai han  pushpa ji ham bta rhe hain ki jisne is haveli sarkari uski ham watt lga denge uski taswir akhwar mei chapwayenge  han bta de rhe hain ham 
KS: ham hain woh 

NS: a... b....b.... aap hain woh  puri baat toh sun lo uski taswir ham akhwar mei chapwake uska samman karwenge 
PS : kahiye nawab sahab yaha kaise aana hua 
NS : pushpa ji ham na yaha kuch lene aaye hain agar aapki permission ho toh le le ?? 
SS : pushpa ji ko 
NS :han .. a..b..ab..ab nhi ham yaha per kiraya lene aaye hain 
PS: hehehe NS abhi hmare paas itne paise nhi hain jo ham aapko aapka kiraya de 2 din baad milega toh chalega 
NS : agar aap kehti hain toh thik hai aapka adesh sar aankho per lakin han ham 2 din ke baad phir se aayenge aur tab agar hame hmare paise nhi mile na toh sab kuch bahar phenk denge han pta de rhe hain ham 
KS: han do din ke baad mil jayenge aapko aapke paise abhi aap jaiye 
NS:  acha toh pushpa ji ham chalte hain 
SS : chalo ek bhoj toh khatam hua 
aaj aap sab mere ghar per aaye na khana khane ke liye 
CC: kyu  Santuji sasu maa ... mera matlab hai aunty ne  hmare liye kya special bnaya hai 
KS: kyu Santu aaj kya khas baat hai tumhara bday hai kya 
CC: Santu ji aapka bday hai aur aapne hmko btaya hi nhi 

PS : happy Bday santu

HM: hpy bday SS  
SS: areey meri baat toh suno mera koi bday nhi hai aaj mene socha ki thora stress kam karne ke liye ...
agar aap nh aana chahte toh thik hai as you wish mei toh sirf ek suggestion de rhi thi 
CC: santu ji.. santu ji.. aise kabhi hua hai ki aap invite karo aur ham na jaye  mei toh aayuga santu ji. phir future sasu maa .. mera matlab aunty se bhi mil lunga dono kaam ek saath ho jayenge khana bhi kha lenge aur aunty se bhi milna ho jayega 
SS: aur madam sir , Karishma madam aur pushpa ji aap sab aayenge na 
BC : santu ji mei bhi aayunga 

SS: sach billu ji 

all : ham bhi aayenge 
SS: sachi thankyou 

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