Omg so first commenter I'm on my iPhone now but I promise I will dedicate tomorrow! Anyways dedication and follow to PhoenixWolfGirl for first comment! I will also add her character if she wishes. -Tree
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I dare Leo to sing girl on fire to Calypso!
Leo: Ok!
Everyone: *groans* Not again!
Leo: Hey Calypso!
Calypso: Hey!
Leo: She's just a girl and she's on fire,
Calypso: What?
Leo: Hotter than a fantasy,
Calypso: ...Thanks?
Leo: Lonely like a highway,
Calypso: Not all highways are lonely!
Leo: She's living in a world and it's on fire,
Calypso: That must hurt!
Leo: Feeling the catastrophe, knowing she can fly away,
Calypso: Why doesn't she then?
Leo: Ooh, she got both feet on the ground,
Calypso: You just said she could fly away...
Leo: And she's burning it down,
Calypso: How though? Is the ground flammable?
Leo: Ooh she got her head in the clouds,
Calypso: But she has her feet on the ground?! *gasps* She must be a giant!!
Leo: And she's not backing down,
Calypso: WE HAVE TO FIGHT!!!!!
Leo: *bursts into flame* THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!! (x2)
Calypso: Aaaaah a fire giant!!!
Leo: She's walking on FIRRRRRE!!!
Calypso: What?
Leo: Calypso... I was singing a song...
Calypso: 😳 Oh... Ok... Well... See you! *walks away*
Percy: HAHAHAHAHA OMG I'M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thalia: OMG IKR THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!
Annabeth: You are so immature!
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Welp! Hope that was good enough!
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Demigod Dares
FanfictionAsk or Dare the demigods. Also Demigods react. All characters belong to Rick Riordan unless I made them up. Edit 2017: was this really my sense of humor? I know I was eleven but this is bloody awful! Mischaracterisation alert 🚨🚨
