County's POV
Count Chocula sat in his lair thinking
"Whatever am I to do????" He thought.
I am in love with-with-with B-B-B-BOOBERRY👹⁉️⁉️⁉️EVERYTIME I THINK OF HIM I WANT TO JUST [CENSORED] [CENSORED] AND THEN [CENSORED] [CENSORED] JUST GOD HES SO S E X Y.
He decided to got take a boiling ass shower to take his mind off the sexy juicy man named b o o b e r r y. [What a fucking weirdo who takes hot showers.]
Anyways he got the most amazing idea in the shower. "Wow. I wish I could stop being such a FUCKING WEIRDO. BUT ALAS, he continued to think. He finished his shower and got dressed. Suddenly. He heard a knock on the door.
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