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Kao: happy father's day daddy<3
Pete : oh my my you're supposed to be the smart one kao
That's my number not your dad's
Pete: why the fuck are you calling your pho daddy
Pete: that's a very wrong word baby
Pete : 🤮
Pete : Wait your pho died 20 years ago
Pete : Who the hell are you texting this
Kao : what the hell pete ?
Pete : no, but i think you are drunk also mr. Tithiphoom who the actual fuck was this text meant to go......... Typing............
Pete: Why the hell are you calling other men daddy
Pete:I'm gonna murder this ....
......... Typing....
Kao : noooo pete
It was meant for you
Happy father's day
Pete: but i don't have a child kao
Pete:oh my god are you pregnant baby
Pete : oh my oh my I'm coming home
Pete: baby i can't believe this
You're being too cute rn and also pregnant but mainly cute
Kao: I'ma guy pete
pete: oh sorry
Shit !!!!!!!!!!
am i pregnant???
But shouldn't i get to know first
Kao: GUY'S DON'T GET PREGNANT PETE
pete:ooh!
Kao:still happy father's day
Pete : are you adopting a baby?
Kao: no but you're close
Pete:I'm adopting a baby?
Kao :😑
Pete: you stole someone's baby?
Kao : 😒
Pete : someone gifted you a baby
Kao: 🤨wut?
Pete: please don't tell you you got someone pregnant and now she doesn't want the baby so she has left the baby on your door step now we'll have to raise this child as our own but since you did this you can't look me in the eyes so this is our last call and now you'll change your number and leave the country with the baby and we'll be stay away from each other for 10 years in this misery of separation only for you to tell the baby that her daddy i.e me is dead and when I'll come to a press conference in your country she'll meet me by accident because i was drinking and driving as i would have changed myself into an alcoholic in your memories by then so she would take me to your home where you'll see me and we'll burst into tears to finally reunite and get married
Kao : are you drunk
Kao: PUPPY
I got us a puppy pete
Pete : ouh ok🙁
---an----
So this was supposed to be my happy comeback after those days of feeling not so high in spirit
But your bitch had 4 meltdowns in the middle of the night
Still I'm satisfied that atleast I'm able to write this
Hope you'll like it
Sorry for the irregular uploads
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