AUTHORES JOTE::: SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT OMG GUYS IM AO SORRY THE LAST PART WAS SO LONG!!! THIS CHAPTER IS A COLEABS WITH MY FREIND IZZABELLA JOEIE SO THATS WHY THE THIJF (you'll see) IS NAMED AFTER HER
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"omg deavonik i'm so glad you woke me up!"
"me too wanna meet my dog"
"OMG YAS!!!"
"this is izzy benedict adderal malfoy our british scottish irish french transilvanian german cuban jamaican floridian atlantican wolf coyote hybrid"
"AWW SHES SO CUTE"
"aw no it's a he"
"oh."
"anyways wanna hang out with my mom and her dog? her dog is a flowering japanese reptilian draconian girthhound"
"OMG MY DAD HAS ONE OD THOSE ITS NAME IS KAYLA AND IT HAS CRIPPLING ANXIETY SO BAD IT ABANDONS EVERYONE AND CANT WALK AND ONLT HANHS OUT WITJ MY MOMS DOGS CIARA AND PAIGE but no i hate you i don't wanna hang out with your mom and her "dog""
"ok well it's time for izzy benedict adderal malfoys dinner"
"are those... horse tranquilizers??"
"yes he has to have those his lipstick *eyebrow eyebrow* gets rowdy sometimes and starts uncontrollably humping my leg"
"i hate you"
"ok"
"i love you"
"mk"
suddenly hemerrage broke into song
"BA BA BA BABA BA BA BADA BANANAAAAAAAAAA"
"beautifully sung hermninny"
"thanks my dog wrote it while on heroin"
"oh wow cool"
"k"
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictiondrag and thermometer are in lorve and they don't know it yet YOOOO THIS STORY IS #5 FOR THE HASHTAG "#couch" WHAT A W
