So- I had a dream, where I went to a theme park with my friend. And y'know those slingshot rides? We were gonna go on one of those, and then I asked her about it and she just said "Oh don't worry, we're only getting flung to Italy" So I was just kinda like: "We're getting flung to-
W H A T ?"
So obviously, I was like: "Wtf hell no I'm not about to be flung to Italy."
So then she got on the ride, and just said "Wow, that's disapointing." anD THEN GOT FLUNG TO ITALY!!!!!!
THEN SOME 40 YEAR OLD FATHER, WHO WAS DRESSED UP AS THE FUCKING GRIM REAPER, MIND YOU, AND HIS 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER GOT ON THE RIDE, AND GOT FLUNG TO ITALY!!!!!
THEN MY SISTER GOT ON THE RIDE, LOOKED AT ME, STUCK UP THE MIDDLE FINGER, AND THEN GOT FLUNG TO ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Random things my brain comes up with
HumorSome of these are dreams I had, some of these are weird things I made. You never know what you'll get.
