Chapter Five

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o hem gee!!! I saw Richard and Jake!!!! Richard hsd jake pinned up against rhe eall and had his hand gripped onto the collar of his shirt!!!

He looks so mad!! It's kinda hot though. Yaoi moment!!! xDDD!! I wish they would kiss right now! "OH EM GEE!!!!" Miranda screamed. "THEY ARE GOING TO FIST EACH OTHER!!!"

"They aren't going to fight! Don't worry!!!" I reashure her. Miranda stares at me. "Yeah... fight. That's what I totally meant!!!!" She replies. I quickly fix my messy brunette sexy bun and sashay my nonexistent hips into the detention room. "STOP!" I Crema. "stop figjtong over me!! It's not worth it! i'm not worth it!!!!!"

dick drops jake and stares at me. "Emilia, i ak so sorry you saw that but Jake pisses me off!!! I LIKE YOU! AND THIS BASTARD WONT STAY AWAY FROM YOU!!! I HATE IT!!!" Richsrd screams.

"Actually, I don't like Emilia. I barely know her-" Jake says. I gasp. Jake...? Doesn't... LIKE ME?! I start to ball my eyes out. "W-w-w-w-w-what do you mean you don't like me?!" I fry

"I'm gay." Jake says. i pause and stop crying. it was like a record scratch freeze frame my name is Earl moment.

Jake is... GAY?!!!!!

Everyone stares at jake. "Ah, shit. Don't tell me you guys are homophobic-" Jake says kind of nervously. we all start talking at the same time, trying to reassure him we sre not homophobic!!!!! "NO I LOVE GAYS!" I scream.

"I'm bisexual lol." Miranda chimes in. i stare at miranda. "what-" everyone says. she turns to me and says "i like u emilia. you dont need these ugly boys in your life!!! you have me! i was always there for you while these two were playing cst and mouse!!"

"WHAT?! NO! I LOKE YOU EMJLIA!!!" richard sceema.

i turn red. oh boy!! TWO PEOPLE LIKE ME!!! who do i choose?!!

"I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i dont know who to choose!!!!!!" i shout. i think long and hard.

"i choose, miranda. sorry, richard but you were a bully."

"WHAT RHE FUCKKKKKKK" richard cries.

me and miranda then hold hands and walk out ot the detention room as richard screams behind us.

the end

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