Eminem: “I raised this hoe well” he dies
Everyone cries yare yare they have a funeral yare yare and the gorilla got a job at McDonald's and Dr Dre cried every night and got a job.
🦍: “Daddy Dre”
Daddy Dre: “What son..”
🦍: “I miss Mommy gorilla..”
Daddy Dre: he grabs his balls “I can be momma gorilla”
🦍: He would be Brocken and cri
Daddy Dre: “I love you gorilla even if you aren't human I still love you.”
🦍: “Suck a dildo”.
Daddy Dre: “God Daymn” he goes on Amazon and buys a dildo and waits for it to arrive
6.9 seconds later a dick shaped package is at the door.
Daddy Dre: “ITS HERE” he runs to the door and grabs it and opens it and then drools.
🦍: 🧍
Daddy Dre: He takes his clothes off and shoves the dildo way up into his arsehole. “So go-” he dies
🦍: “DADDY!!!!!!!” he throws glass everywhere “A dildo killed him WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”
They had to make a grave next to Eminems grave then they had Daddy Dre's funeral. It was very sad.
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Eminem X Dr Dre
HumorTHIS IS A DAMN JOKE- OKAY SO ITS LIKE FROM WHEN QUACKITY PRETENDED TO BE A GIRL ON FACEBOOK SO YUH ENJOY GORILLAS AND PEOPLE
