Bro code

A/N: Can't get this idea out of my head so I just had to write it.

Also, it would be great if you would check out my other on-going fic that will be updated at least 2 times a week. Enjoy!

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Article I Section 6 of the Bro Code:

"You just cannot get involved with your bro's siblings or mother. It is one of the biggest violations of the bro code. A step mother whom he hates is still okay."

As far as Dream can remember, Sapnap has always been his best bro.

They grew up together, they told each other anything that is bothering them, they go way back, and most importantly they have seen each other naked.

So yeah, Dream and Sapnap are best bro. The homies that kiss each other (no homo though), homies that would send each other's pictures of their butt just so they could annoy each other.

Homies, best bro, the famous football player duo. Dream as the quarterback and Sapnap as the Center.

They are so well-known in their university as the inseparable duo that if Dream is not with Sapnap, then Sapnap is probably dead somewhere in a alley... or vise-versa.

"You know what, at this point you two should just date." Quackity casually pointed out as they all eat their lunch as a group "That way, you'll both be able to solve your cursed dating problems."

Dream and Sapnap looked at each other before shrugging "Sure." Dream said as he chewed on his bread "If by the end of our college life and I'm still single, I'll just date Sapnap to get over it."

Sapnap laughed "Awww Dreamie! I knew you always had feelings for me!" he said "But no offense though, you are not my type."

Dream scoffed at him "Well then, I'm sorry too because I am not some skinny dude with brown hair color and grey ey- ow fucking Sapnap!" Dream rubbed his arm on where Sapnap had pinched him. Dream gave him a glare in which Sapnap just ignored

Meanwhile Quackity laughs as he looked at the both of them "That's an oddly specific description..."

"Can we just leave my nonexistent love life alone? Thank you!" Sapnap loudly complained

Dream grinned "Not my fault that you still can't get a date with that Karl dude from the debate club."

"Karl?! You like Karl!?" Quackity screeched out making Sapnap roll his eyes

"Thank you for reminding me that Dream." Sapnap sarcastically said "First of all it's not my fault that I can't talk to him, and lastly because."

Quackity looked between them "Then why not let Dream help you out?" he asked "I mean you guys adhere to the bro code right? And Bro code clearly states that a bro should be a wingman for his bro to get the date they want or some shit close to that."

"Dream is so obsessed with that bro code stuff honestly it's irritating sometimes." Sapnap said but then he looked at Dream "But yeah since you follow that bro code shits why not help me out with Karl?"

Dream shrugged "Bro code states that if you want me to be your wingman, it should be at a party." Dream simply said "And I don't know about you but we never see the love of your life in every party we go to so..."

Sapnap groaned "EXACTLY!" he loudly exclaimed "Karl is built different from the rest of us! He doesn't like to party but that's what exactly why I like him! I mean have you seen him every time he reads in the li-"

Dream let out a loud sighed effectively cutting off Sapnap's rumbling "Yeah yeah we know Karl is so hot blah blah I want to talk to him but I can't because I'm a wuss blah blah." Dream said "Honestly if this keeps up, I'll just talk to Karl instead then introduce you to him."