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ZACHARIAH SAT IN A LONESOME ROOM WITH HIS LOVELY BUTLER SERETINO. "REWRBEFWLKEFLKBF" HE EXCLAIMED AS NIKKI MINAJ WALKED INTO THE ROOM. FOR PRINCESS ZACHARIAH WAS NIKKI-CHAN'S BIGGEST FAN BECAUSE SHE HAD THE BIGGEST BOOTY. THE SAD THING WAS SERENTINO DIDNT WANT NONE BECAUSE THE PRINCESS HAD NO BUNS. or anything else imprtant. NIKKI CAHN WALKED OVER TO HWERE SERTINO WAS STANDING, AND ASKED IF HE HAD DONE PANCAKES BEFORE. cause thats pretty hot eh. SO THE PANCAKES WALKD IN AS THE HAMBURGER BUNS BURMED. "OUCH" THE OVEN EXCLAIMED IN A SENSUAL WAY. LETS GO ONTO TUMBLR, THEY SAID AS THEY LOOKED UP NUDES OF DAN HOWEEL. cause hes hot. THEN THEY BOUGHT DOUGH. REAL DOUGH. NOT WITH DOUGH. THEY JUST SOLD PRINCESS ZACHARIAHS BODY. SO SOMEBODY ENDED UP WITH BEEANS, GREENS, AND SOME CUSTARD PIE *wink*
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The Legend of Princess Zacharia
Humorgag fic based off my close friend Zachary, who I must say, is the least appealing person you will ever meet. Oh don't worry he's not fat or ugly. He's just not appealing. At all. Well! This story is about him if he were a princess. It's also about a...
