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Chapter 3

Here are another new chapter lol

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"...How tf do you know me pinky? I ain't know you from anywhere." You lower your hands and put them on your hips. You eyed the group behind her and back at the pink girl. "Ouh, I'm sorry. Ofc you don't know cuz we never met before. This is our first time meeting each other."

You stay quiet and made a poker face and said, "That sus, but whatev. Y'all shouldn't be out here in the night or even y'all wanna go camping and all don't bring too many people, that is...if y'all wanna die. Go home now."

"But we don't have anywhere to go and this place is...umm come to think of it, where are we?" The pink girl turned around and it looks like they just noticed that they weren't in the room before nor they are at their homeland. "Wait, where tf is this place? I never been here before." A guy with blonde spiky hair and a pissed off face spoke. "Umm...where are we?" Pinky asked with a nervous look.

"...Y'all legit dunno where tf is this place is?" They shook their head to the side indicating that they have no idea where they are. "Shit, aight homie, this is Ouys Country and where u at now is Faulren City. Who am I? Y'all already know me cuz pinky here just said ma name but imma just introduce myself. I'm Y/N L/N, a member of Hacctoforth that works around the world. Now, introduce yourself."

The first group introduced themselves to her which is, the pink girl group. There is Izuku, Bakugou, Momo, Mina the pink girl, Todoroki, Uraraka, Iida, Asui, Aoyama, Sato, Koda, Kirishima, Kaminari, Ojiro, Tokoyami, Sero, Jirou,  Shoji, Mineta he's a bitch and Hagakure. There's 21 people including...a beanbag(? I dunt remember the name) bitch and he said he's the homeroom teacher which you don't give a fuck bout and dunno his name so. Moving on.
(Please tell me if I forgot someone cuz honestly, I haven't watch the full anime i Stop at epi 5 season 1. Also I'll prob put villain here too.)

The second group is a group all in the same uniform but different logo? Like some of them has a wing logo and some of them has rose logo but U didn't give a fuck. Soo, Armin, Eren, Mikasa, Sasha, Connie, Jean, Reiner, Berthold, Erwin, Hanji, Historia, Ymir and a midget named Levi. So 13...13+21=? Dunno I'm and idiot. Where's ma calculator....hmm, 34 people. Moving on.

The third group seems normal. So they introduced themselves as, Kirito, Eugeo, Alice, Asuna, Shino but she liked to be called Sinon, Ayano, Suguha, and Rika. 8 people in total. 8+34=?...42 people. Dayum, why is there so many people wtf. You then play with Sinon blue hair.

"Is your hair always like this or did you dye it?" Sinon frown, then she check her hair and yes her hair is blue and Suguha hair is yellow-blonde. They freaked out. "Has it been like this from the beginning? I swear my hair is brown!" Sinon said. "Well now it's not, I think it suits you, Sinon." Sinon sigh and walked away with her group. (Tell me who else in SAO you want me to put)

The next group came and introduce themselves. Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, Gojou, Toge, Panda(?), Maki, Junpei, Geto, Mahito, Kento, Sukuna? He literally just talked through Yuji. "Wtf, are you some kind of spirit resting inside human body or sum shit?" You asked as you stare at Yuji or Sukuna whatev. "Kinda like that—" Yuji stopped him and said, "Sorry, he kinda like to do that." Oh well, it's not weird anymore. So...10 people....does Sukuna also included? So...42+12=.....54.

Aight so another group came and introduce themselves as Tanjiro, Nezuko a cutie, Zenitsu who said he wanted to marry you and you just slap him off, Inosuke with a boar mask, Shinobu the ara ara onee-chan, Kanao, Giyu, Muichiro he's cute, Rengoku, Gyomei, Muzan which they freak out about and trying to kill him, Mitsuri with a big ass mountains, Obanai a snake freak, Sanemi bakugo 2.0 cuz they almost look the same, Rui a cutie too and Tengen. 16, 53+16=?....69. fuck, to many people.

K, this group looks gloomy but whatev. Light, L and Near. Huh, this group is fewer than before but You get the feeling that there's someone else here you just can't see them. You wanted to ask but decided not to. You dismissed them. So, 3 or more but for now, stick with 3. 69+3=72, aight 72 people.

Woah, this group is all fancy and let me tell you, these guys is HAWT. So, Aether and Lumine are twin, emergency food named Paimon, venti, Kaeya, Diluc, Mona, Lisa, Jean, Albedo, Sucrose, A cute girl in red/Klee, a cat kid/Diona, Rosaria, Barbruh, Eula, Amber, Noelle, Fischl, Razor, Bennett, Xingqiu, Chongyun, John Lee, Child(e), Beidou, Ningguang, Keqing, cutie in blue/Qiqi, cocogoat, Xinyan, Xiangling, Xiao, Hu Tao a true bestie, Yanfei, a midget/Scaramouche and Kazuha, Gorou, Sara, Kokomi, Tohma, Ayaka, Baal/Raiden. K, this is the biggest group wtf. 43 people wtf?! 72+43=....115. Oh god.

You heard a rustle and knew that the guy had caught up to you and by the look of your guests, he's behind you. You smirked as you jumped and made Kiana move that she teaches you and sent your powerful kick to his face. He got knocked out and fall to the ground.

You pull out your gun and aimed at your guests. They got to their fighting stances and you pulled the trigger but where you aiming is not at them, it's the person behind them. They, dodge the bullet and it went to the person you were chasing. It landed on their neck and they fall to the ground. They gasp as one of them said, "Did you just killed them?!" You went to the person and take out a... tranquilizer! You showed them and they felt relieved. "Hey cap, I got them. I'll head back to headquarters now."

You picked them and the guy up as you summoned your claymore and put them on it. You then think to yourself where will you put the unexpected guests. Also, they're a stranger, so you don't know if you can trust them. You stand there for awhile and decided to bring them to HQ.

You turned to the unexpected guests and said, "Let's get you some place to stay, shall we?" And walked away as they followed.

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I didn't have anything to say so.

Thursday, 15 July 2021