Rick And Naruto

Chapter 7

Next Day

Naruto had another sex filled day at work before Rick picked him up as he and Jerry were teaching Morty to drive, so they were now in deep space, "Learning to fly this thing, Morty, it's gonna be really liberating. Y-Y-You're gonna be free to go on all kinds of errands for me." Rick said as he took his flask out to take a swing.

Morty smiling said, "Cool."

Rick pointed out the window at a planet, "See that planet right there? Don't fly too close to that planet. Someone'll come out and try to wash your windshield."

Rick's phone rung causing him to sigh and answer it as Jerry looked to the sleeping Naruto and noticed money in his pocket and slowly reached for it, Naruto's hand suddenly grabbed the kunai in his pocket and spun the weapon which was a inch from his neck causing Jerry to back off, "Alright Morty, lesson's over. We got some business to attend to a few light minutes south of here."

"Oh, you still use 'south' in space?" Jerry asked smiling making Rick jump in surprise

"WHOA! Jesus, Jerry, what the hell are you doing here?!" Rick asked startled

"What are you talking about? We agreed a boy's father should be present when he's learning to drive." Jerry smiled even though he was a mediocre driver himself.

"I guess I remember that. *rubs forehead* Wow. And you've just been back there this whole time? Amazing. Well we don't have time to take him to Earth, Morty. Head for 3124-917."

"Cool!" Jerry laughed, waking up Naruto, "Looks like I'm comin' along for an adventure!"

"Rick." Naruto groaned in annoyance

"I'm on it." Rick said already on the same page with Naruto

Morty flew to the coordinates and stopped in front of nothing as they looked out into the empty void of space, Morty asked, "This is where we're going?" the teen asked in confusion

"Nope." Rick said as he pressed a button and an asteroid-like mass materializes before them, "This is. You can park in a handicapped spot, Morty. Anything with less than eight limbs is considered disabled here."

Morty flew to the mass of land and landed Rick's car clumsily

Naruto watched as the three got out and waited for a moment before Rick and Morty walked out, "Sure you don't want to leave the kid."

"I'm sure." Rick burped before Morty drove off following Rick's directions

Unknown Planet, Parking garage

Morty parks the ship clumsily, damaging nearby vehicles, "Okay, wait here." Rick said as he and Naruto were about to get out

"I wanna come with you guys." Morty said, causing Naruto to sigh in annoyance as he rubbed his forehead to stem off a headache.

"Don't come with. It's boring, it's *burps* business stuff." Rick said sternly as he and Naruto started to get out.

"What kinda business do you do in a garage? You know, this seems a little shady." Morty stated in a worried tone.

"As if watching animated porn in the same room as your grandpa and sister wasn't weird." Naruto said, causing Morty to blush and look down, "Shut up and stay here."

"Right." Rick said before Krombopulos Michael knocked on Rick's window, "Ah, crap" Rick cursed as he rolled down the window. "Hey, what's up?" Rick said looking at the bug alien.

Krombopulos Michael leaned on the window, "Hey, Rick! Naruto! Haha! Here you go, 100 thousand Flurbos! D'you have the weapon?" Michael said handing three to Rick for his item and the rest to Naruto for an old debt