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LOCAL HORROR AUTHOR MICHAEL H. SCHMIDT OPENS NEW FAZBEAR-THEMED HORROR ATTRACTION

Michael H. Schmidt, horror writer and former night watch at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, chose to open up a new horror attraction based on his experiences.

"As anyone who's read 'The Purple Menace' knows," says Schmidt, "the animatronics here were once haunted by the spirits of four of the Seven Deadly Sins. Now, as we all know, that's fiction, but when Fazbear Entertainment told me about this idea, I said, 'Sure! Why not?'"

Local residents have seen Schmidt stroking the remains of what he and other employees of FFP have referred to as "The Mangle." His character was quite attached to this animatronic, and he seems to feel the same way.

During construction, the people found two golden bunny suits, most likely from Fredbear's Family Diner. Both suits were carried to the location, and workers noted that they felt like someone was inside.

Fazbear's Fright is opening soon, and with the newfound parts, this may be the best horror attraction yet.

I looked at the news article in disgust. He was doing this. He really was doing this. He had just done it. This paper was from yesterday. Damnit, Greed, get today's paper! Who do you think you are, Sloth?!

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