As soon as we got home, I jumped into bed and fell asleep. I'd deal with this in the morning.
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5 days to the party
When I awoke, I was in a strange room. A...child's room. Holding a flashlight, staring at a closet. I looked behind me and saw a plushie. Sitting next to it was...
"Oh no."
"GREEEEEEEEED!" shrieked Pride. "IT'S ME! PRIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!"
"Hey, babe," said Lust, getting a little too close. I shoved her off the bed.
Sloth was asleep. Pride gave her the plushie.
"I hope the three of you know what's going on," I said, "because I'm confused."
"WE'RE PART OF YOUUUUU!" Pride shouted. Amazingly, Sloth didn't wake up. "WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU FIGURE THIS OUUUUUUT!!"
"Okay," I said. "Pride, take the left door. Lust, right. I'll handle the closet. Sloth should have the bed under control." I patted her on the head. Silly little girl.
"HELLOOOOOO?!" Pride shouted out the door. "ANY MONSTERS OUT THERE?!"
"No!" shouted a monster.
"OKAY!"
Lust closed the door suddenly. Sloth screamed from behind me. I turned around and saw demonic-looking plushies, who left as soon as I shined my light on them. Sloth went back to sleep.
Amazingly enough, we survived. Pride cheered right into Sloth's ear, while she was sleeping. I smacked her on the head. It would probably be a long time until our next night...
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