light's pov:
there i was, taking the hunters exam. i knew i could be a pro hunter considering im a mass murderer <3
for the first part of the exam we were in a room, there were a lot of people there but i knew that it wouldn't be long before most people gave up. i heard the hunters exam was hard, but it should be easy for someone as ho- i mean as sex- i mean as strong as me.
"ok everyone, for the first stage of the exam all you have to do is follow me to stage 2"
damn nevermind, this seems easy as fuck.
so everyone started following the instructor or whatever the hell you wanna call that bitch, that's when i saw him, the hottest mother fucker ive ever seen in my entire life.
he had pink and purple hair, a snatched waist and he looked like a clown.
a secret i never told anyone was that i, light imag- *ahem* light yagami have a terrible clown kink, so this mysterious man really turned me on.
i was debating going up to him and asking for his number, or just minding my own business. i decided to run up to him and start having a conversation, he was just too god damn sexy not too.
hisokas pov:
i was just minding my own damn business when this ugly ass justin beiber looking ass armpit smelling ass came up to me, but honestly, it was really turning me on.
he didn't say anything he just kind of looked at me, so thats when i decided to try and make conversation.
"yes?" i asked in a freakish flirty tone
"what brings you to the hunters exam" said the ugly ass justin beiber looking ass armpit smelling ass boy
who does this mf think he is? talking to me? is he trying to challenge me?
instead of answering his question i decided to just smack him down to the ground and be on my way.
haley and nolas pov (new characters <3)
"where do you think the instructor is taking us?" asked nola in a concerned tone
"stage 2 dumbass, where else?" said haley in a joking and sarcastic tone
[N] "yea but is he really taking us to stage 2? like we have been running for almost 20 minutes, how much longer could this possibly last?"
[H] "what are you getting tired?"
[N] "no but i don't really like running, i hope we don't have to do this for too much longer."
"pussy" haley whispered under her breath. haley and nola were a married couple so they often joked like this and called eachother names, they were also 12 and 13 but they were still married because its hot.
"holy shit what happened to justin beiber?" said nola kicking light while he was still passed out.
[H] "thats not justin beiber that's a sewer rat"
[N] "where did you even get that from-"
[H] "why are you so concerned about him leave him there, there's several more contestants dead on the ground just like he is, just let him be."
the thing is, nola had been a justin beiber stan since she was 3 years old, she though light looked like justin beiber, so she wanted to do anything she could to help him.....
[N] "this could literally be justin beiber, haley. think about the money we could get if we saved him."
[H] "i guess, but this probably isn't even justin beiber-"
[N] "shut the hell up"
jeez-
[H] "and what do you think we are gonna do?"
[N] "just help him up dumbass"
[H] "nola this bitch isn't even conscious-"
nola slapped the absolute FUCK out of justin be- i mean light
[N] "he's conscious now"
light's pov:
"he's conscious now" said- someone
"where am i, and who are you?"
"you're at the hunters exam dipshit, im nola, and this ugly bitch behind me is haley"
oh, yea, i remember now, this super fucking hot clown bae beat me the fuck up
[LIGHT] "oh yea"
[N] "so can i have your autograph?"
[LIGHT] "do i know you?"
[N] "no but i know you."
[LIGHT] "what- how?"
[N] "probably because you have millions of fans on the internet?"
dammit, not someone else mistaken me for justin beiber.
[N] "so what happened to you?"
[LIGHT] "another contestant knocked me out, but im fine really"
[N] "WHO?! I WILL FIND WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KNOCKING OUT MY JUSTIN BEIBER"
nola was furious.
i just couldn't stop thinking about how hot that clown was, him knocking me out made him even hotter! i didn't know how long i was out, but thank god this girl woke me up, now i can find that clown and have his kids!!
[N] "HEY? you there?"
[LIGHT] "oh, yea sorry, you still want my autograph?"
[N] "YES PLEASE"
so i took out a peice of paper and a pen and wrote justin beibers name
[LIGHT] "so whats your name?"
[N] "ann oneal"
thats when i wrote down justin's name, ann's name and their time of death, easy kill.
