ANBU lovers

-Part 3-

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Teams! Iruka yelled holding the clip board up. Yay! Everyone yelled as Naruto jumped up in the action. Shut up or I won't say what team you're in! Iruka growled and everyone went dead silent with Sasuke throwing Naruto under the desk. Hey! He yelled and sat on the other side so Sakura could cling to him. Sasuke glared daggers at the blonde who smirked in accomplishment... inwardly.

"Team 7!"

Iruka glanced up at the anxious class of 14 and 15 year olds and the rest of the girls squirming impatiently to see who was on Sasuke Uchihas team.

"Sakura Haruno! Sasuke Uchiha!.... Naruto Uzumaki!"

What?! Why do I have to be on a team with that teme! Naruto yelled pointing at the raven who felt the exact same way. Oh shut up! It's not like we want to be on a team with you either! Sakura screamed and punched Naruto under the desk. Ow~Sakura-chan~! Naruto whined with a pout that reminded Sasuke of Kitsune. Sakura crossed her arms and Iruka sighed. 'Why hokage-sama?' He thought and went on.

-3 hours later-

'Kakashi' Naruto and Sasuke growled.

Naruto stomped to the front and the other two watched as he set up a trap.

The blonde crossed his arms, sitting on top of the three man desk and Sasuke rolled his eyes. That'll never work! Sakura screamed. Yes it will, the two said and Naruto looked at Sasuke then narrowed his eyes. What? Sasuke growled and he looked away. Nothin, Naruto grumbled with his hands on his knees with his legs crossed. Sasuke rolled his eyes and looked back out the window.

'I miss my life where I could just do missions with Kitsune' Sasuke thought as the door opened for the eraser to fall on their new senseis head.

Naru-Chan~ Sasu-Chan~, he whined. Sasu-Chan? Naruto asked with his eye twitching. Call me that and I'll kill you, Sasuke growled. But sasu-Chan~! Naruto whined and had to dodge some punches.

Meet on the roof in 5, Kakashi said doing his close eyed smile than disappearing in leaves. I'll win! Naruto yelled, running out the door. Come back here dobe! Sasuke yelled, chasing after him.

Kakashi looked up as Sasuke and Naruto came onto the roof.. but not the normal way. Both shun shinned with Sasukes being black flames and Narutos being red flames.

You two aren't supposed to know how to shun shin, Kakashi stated. Smoke bomb, they said holding them up. Stop copying me, Sasuke growled. Me copy you? Ha! More like the other way! Naruto yelled. Kakashi watched as the two started to bicker at each other and sighed. 'Their like a mini Crow and Kitsune' he thought as Naruto puffed his cheeks out and looked away from the yelling raven.

Stop yelling at me! Naruto screamed over Sasuke, annoyed and starting to feel like the cruel words are true... like the villagers words.

Everything went dead silent at that since all Sasuke could do was stare wide eyed at the boy who always seemed so clueless and happy.. on the verge of crying and panting with red painted on his whiskered cheeks.

The door slammed open to show a panting Sakura and Naruto sat down with Sasuke following.

Alright introductions! Kakashi announced, closing his book with Sakura clinging to Sasukes arm. How do we do that sensei? Sakura asked trying to act cute and innocent. Oh what a surprise! Aren't you supposed to be the smartest kunochi of the year? Naruto snarled. Naruto, Kakashi said sternly. The blonde clicked his tongue as he didn't care about the act anymore or the hokages words for being cautious. We do introductions by name, likes, dislikes, hobbies and dream, Kakashi stated. Then you go first sensei, Sakura said smiling. Wipe the smile it makes you look hideous, Naruto said and Kakashi sighed.

He walked up and grabbed the back of Narutos collar. Now now my little commander you can't be so mean, Kakashi said and Sasukes eyes snapped to the blonde who sneered.

Kakashi sat back down with Naruto beside him on the ground crisscrossed and arms folded.

"Fine.. my names Kakashi Hatake, my likes and dislikes don't matter, my hobbies also don't mean anything and my dream is private."

You only gave us your name! Sakura screeched. So? All yours will be is how much you love Sasuke-kun, Naruto said. Sakura fumed and went to get up and hit him but a flash of red went through Narutos eyes, making her stop.

"Pinky your next."

Sakura scoffed at the name but puffed out her chest seeming proud of herself.

"My names Sakura Haruno. I like *glances at Sasuke* my hobby is *stares at Sasuke and blushes* my dream is *eye rapes Sasuke and blushes harder*... my dislikes are Naruto-Baka! And Ino-pig!"

Why because Ino found her mate and you haven't? Naruto sneered. I have! Sakura screamed and clenched onto Sasuke. Naruto rolled his eyes. You two.... would never work, he stated.

With that one statement.. everything changed. Sakura seemed to have gone dead with tears flowing down her face as Sasuke was stiff, only hearing those words from Kitsune when he was jealous the raven was probably going to get a new partner.

Naruto stood and held his hands in his pockets.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm not the funny happy and hyper person you know that was just for fun. I really don't care what you do or if you live because in the end of the day only the strong survive. Missions aren't jokes so I'll kick your ass if you make them ones and I don't take shit from people so don't make any."

With that the blonde left in red flames and Kakashi scratched his head.

Don't listen to him.. he's not feeling well, Kakashi sighed. 'No he acts and sounds just like Kitsune' Sasuke thought standing up. Hold on.. your introduction, Kakashi said holding a hand up.

"Fine... I'm Sasuke Uchiha. I only like a few people as missions aren't a game and if you treat them like one or the wrong mission like one you will die and I won't save your ass. I hate weaklings and attitude is something I don't accept. I also hate loud people and clingy ones.. my ideal partner is one whose down to earth and has the skill to back me up and the other way around. I don't really care about my teammates or people so don't think I do."

Sasuke then disappeared in black flames and Kakashi groaned. 'They're such handfuls' he complained silently then looked to his last sobbing genin.

They'll protect you. In the end of the day without you they can't go on missions... plus they'll get major lectures from the hokage about today, he said and disappeared in leaves as comforting wasn't his thing.

Mebuki fumed when she heard what Naruto said to her daughter. She stomped out of the house and got a group of villagers.

Naruto sat in his apartment with the henge down to show his midnight black hair with sapphire blue eyes. His skin was a few shades lighter but the whiskers were still planted on his cheeks.

He wore black sweatpants two sizes to big and an oversized sweatshirt.

Naruto stared blankly at the wall with his plump lips slightly parted. 'Kit the villagers are coming' Kurama warned. Naruto hummed and stood up. His height had truly dropped to 4'11 and if anyone saw him... they would never recognize him.

Get him! A villager yelled, kicking the door in.

They stomped in to see the apartment completely empty with nothing they could destroy.

Ibiki! Kitsune called from the door way as he didn't bother changing. Yeah? The scarred man asked. Help me with my pain tolerance, he said and Anko looked over. Ya sure you just don't want to feel pain? She asked. That's exactly what he's going for, Ibiki stated and walked out with the small commander.

.....

That night all you heard was Kitsune laughing or yelling out in pain as he never returned home.