crack fic
ship : none
no ones pov
Quackiy was sitting look at twitter thinking about how much trash he thinks it is (fuck twitter) before he hears his door bell go off he sees a package, he takes it in side to see what it is ¨the fuck is this- where the fuck is the box cutters¨the duck asked as he wandered into his room to see if it was in here, no shocker he found it on his gaming setup he walked over to the box to revel a 1ft techno plush he check to see who sent him this ¨like who...the...fuckkkk....-'¨he read the box to see it was from his friend technoblade.
but there was a note.
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duckman pov
I saw a little note that said ....'i swear if you do sumthin dumb i'll kill u " -technoblade..' wait was this pink,bacon piece of shit alive i pick it up from the box to see it start moving.........we made eye contact plush no blade made a soft noise ¨oh shit i noticed that phil had been messaging me
granddaddy 🥺💚👍🧓
u get that package techno sent
yeah it a dumb plush aight, wanna play bedwars with me and techno
not now srry i doin stuff
okay ill text you later bye mate
fuck you phillza minecraft
🤭🖕
old man... i mumble to myself i look down to the moving pig plush i go to my desk and get on Minecraft not wanting to hang out with the two of them right now made a new world in creative i was gonna do a hardcore stream in Minecraft until i saw the pig next to some markers, then a thought went to another, no longer was i gonna fucking play a dumbass block game for subs, i got a new plan
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technos pov
¨alright phil i gonna head off¨ i had (thought/j) left the call i turned off my PC and grabbed my phone and i felt something go into me ¨AAA¨ i yelped as i felt it slowly go past my rim "what the fu-" i swore under my breath. i rembered how i gave Quackity the pig plush , what the fuck did he do"oh shit-"i fell on top of my bed as i scream trying to keep it down, as i grasped my sheet "uGh, i'll break his legs-" i groaned as it more was added
i knew i should've gave it to phil-
duck p-0-v
i smiled.
i wondered how many's sharipes i can fit up this things ass.
" chat, every time i laugh i put a marker up the pig"
3 hours later ig
a total of 158 time the duck laughed the videos wasn't even that funny Quackity just wanted a reason to laugh, and just to make the pig sufferAlex laughed as he took a picture with the plush. ales wondered why the fuck he have so many markers in one room anyways , but anyways he sent it
technos pov
damn it
why did i give him the plush damn it i got message form Alex i look over to my phone i grab a remote from my beside table press the button
bird p0v
i ended stream the pig just fucking started to move what the "hell- " and then it just fucking exsploded "whatats the hell?!" i was quick to fucking back up i gotta talk to techno about this
shit
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