If I had a million dollars... what would I do?
How would I spend it? Would I spend it on me? or you?
If I had a baseball card... how would I use it?
Would I just hold it; drop it or lose it?
What else could it do?
Sell it? Trade it? Or cut it in two?
If I could fly... where would I go?
Would I go to Kansas, Texas or new Mexico?
But how? A map? GPS? Or take directions from a crazy old cow?
If I was invisible... who would I fool?
My mom? My dad? Or that old man in the pool?
If I was big and buff then I would be strong heavy and tough, yet friendly; nice and stiff.
But hey, that's just IF.
