well, for one thing... I gotta say I'm pretty funny. I've gots a lot of jokes locked up in mah mind. 

Plus if you read my books... then probably all of the scars in your mind are going to fade away... funny is my middle name! 

Okay so I am 10 yers old and am in Da 5th grade. 

and most likely the class clown. 

I'm single... #singlepringle

I like pizza and spinach (I'm bat man) 

if you follow me I'll follow you back! if you'd like me to read your story just tell me and I'll give you an honest opinion... and it will most likely be...um... an opinion. 

and yea go follow my older sister @Jeff's_bloody_lover 

she's got an amazing book that you need to check out! 
:-) okay... read the shining it's a good book... one of mah favorites. Kay bye