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( Group Chat )
THE MARAUDERS

Lily Evans:
Wtf is this

padfoot:
JAMES U SHOUKDVT MADE A EW GC
NOT AD THM HERE

wormtail:
Was that English?

prongs:
oops
hold on

prongs removed Lily Evans

prongs removed Marlene McKinnon


( Group Chat )
F. R. I. E. N. D. S.

James Potter added Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Marlene McKinnon

James Potter renamed James Potter "Thing 1"
Thing 1 renamed Sirius Black "Thing 2"
Thing 1 renamed Remus Lupin "PSYCH"
Thing 1 renamed Peter Pettigrew "avocado"

avocado:
We don't speak of the avocado incident

Thing 1 renamed Lily Evans "flower power"
Thing 1 renamed Marlene McKinnon "queen"

Thing 2:
y does mar get to be a queen

Thing 1:
bc she scares me

queen:
Good.

flower power:
Not mad ab the name but wtf r we doing here

PSYCH:
My name sucks. You have no creativity

avocado:
James thinks it's getting boring and we need more chaos

flower power:
Didn't Sirius almost die last year?

queen:
twice

Thing 2:
that was so long ago get over it
i almost die when i go home last year wasn't special

Thing 1:
sirius What The Fuck

queen:
u need better parents

Thing 2:
dont i know it

flower power:
Remus have u finished the chapter reading for abnormal psychology

PSYCH:
Lol nope

Thing 1:
u r right the name is boring

Thing 2 renamed PSYCH "darling"

darling:
...
I'll accept it

Thing 1:
HEIENFOSNFUCKE

flower power:
What am I missing?

( Private Chat )
James Potter and Lily Evans

James Potter:
Remus and Sirius r into each other but neither will say shit
and both r scared to

Lily Evans:
Ohhh
Makes a lot more sense
Do neither of them realize it?

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