Autumn and the walking penis. A love story

𝟙. ℂ𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕖

     One day Autumn was walking down the street and saw the most beautiful thing she has ever seen. A walking, talking penis. She was in awe. Eventually she worked up the courage to talk to the penis.

"Hello sir, I just want you to know that you are beautiful." She said nervously.

"Thank you. I-i don't get that compliment often. So you want to go get coffee?" He replied.

"Of course I would love to!"

     As they were walking to the coffee shop the Penis got numerous laughs and stares from people disgusted by his appearance.

"Why are people like this?" Autumn questioned.

"Why are people like what?"

"Why are people so repulsed by how you look? You're so handsome."

"I have learned to ignore it by now it's not a big deal. I get why they do that."

"Oh. I don't get it, I guess you are only attractive in my eyes."

"Damn. You kinda mean, i like mean bitches. come to my place instead of the coffee shop  and i'll show you a good time." Penis said with a smirk.

"Ok that's really all I wanted to do in the first place." Autumn exclaimed.

     As they get to Penises apartment the immediately start fucking for 11650 hours straight until Penis can't take it anymore and he screams. Not in pleasure but in pain. He explodes, not with cum but he spontaneously combusted. Autumn tried to run away but got caught up in the explosion.     
Suddenly Autumn sees a teletubby from the corner of her eye before she goes unconscious.

"D-d-dipsy?" She whispers with her remaining energy.

"Yes honey boo - boo sweetheart cupcake ravioli titty, i'm here to save you." Dipsy says reassuringly.

"Please, don't save me I wanna be with Penis when we get to hell."

"Fuck no i'm not letting you die, not like this."

"Please I love Penis."

"Fine. I will let you go spend eternity in hell with Penis."

"T-Thank you.

A/N- this fic is based off of a conversation I had with autumn6901  😁😁