Apology

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For anyone who read my ranting,i would like to deeply apologize for wanting Leon to ram Matilda into my hole and fully obliterate my womb and then proceed to mix his cream and my blood together.Ive wrote this apology multiple but my juices keep getting onto my keyboard and it makes it difficult to write.If their is a sugar daddy out their reading this i will send you feet pic in exchange for a body pillow of Leon Kennedy.If you are going to be my sugar daddy full warning that my hairbrush and poster of Leon Kennedy will get more action then you.Ive watched the new resident evil show on netflix over 30 times today just to look at Leon.Ive locked myself in my bedroom for 5 hours with my hairbrush and that show on loop and now my parents are suspicious of me and i cant come up with a good excuse as to why i locked them out and i came out with sweat dripping down my chin and the handle on my hairbrush coated in thick white cream.I know this apology isnt long but im deeply sorry you all had to see this.

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