In an ordinary world, a seventeen year old girl would be doing drugs and banging all the guys she sees. She'd be smoking. She wouldn't weigh more than an average third grader, and might be preggers. At least where I come from.
I, however, weigh more than a third grader. I'm not a preggo orge, I don't smoke or do drugs, and I'm a virgin. Reason one of why Im unordinary.
Reason two? If I were to be rocking beds all the time, it wouldn't be with JUST guys. See, I'm pansexual. I love everyone.
Now, I bet you are wondering what reasons three four and two-thousand are. But, I'm not going to tell you. All I'm going to say is.... nothing, because... hmm... I'm lazy. Night :).