Harry Styles walks in the room
“Hey Jason!” He says cheerfully.
“Who are you and where am I?” Jason said with a look of fear on his face
“I’m Harry Styles and you’re in my house, I’ve adopted you.” Harry replies.
“Oh my gosh really!?” Jason shouts excitedly
“Yes, Jason now lets go shopping, you look like you need some new clothes.” Harry says while grinning
“Okay, Harry!” Jason exclaimed
At the shopping centre
“HARRY! THIS ONE! I LIKE THIS ONE! PLEASE CAN I GET THIS?” Jason said in excitement.
“Yes of course Jason.” Harry replies.
“THANK YOU!” Jason exclaimed
A few hours later
“Ooh I like this shirt!” Jason said
“Alright i’ll get that one for you” Harry said while smiling.
“Thank- OH MY GOD MY WATER BROKE!! HARRY HELP ME!!” Jason shouted while panicking
“OH MY GOSH JASON WHAT? I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE PREGNANT, QUICK LETS GET TO THE HOSPITAL!” Harry shouted
On their way to the hospital...
“HARRY! I FEEL THE BABYS HEAD... WHAT THE FUCK HARRY HELP.” Jason screams
“Don’t worry Jason, we’ll be there in no time, 5 more minutes Jason.” Harry replies while being as calm as possible.
At the hospital
“Hello, Miss. My son here has just gone into labour. We need assistance asap.” Harry said
“AHHHHH! THE BABY IS COMING OUT!!! HELP!! SOMEONE” Jason shouted.
“OH MY LORD I CAN SEE ITS HEAD! SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR QUICK” Harry said while in shock.
“HARRY THE BABYS NEARLY OUT ITS GONNA FALL ON THE FLOOR PLEASE CATCH IT” Jason shouts at harry.
“OKAY.” Harry said while putting his arms in a basket position under Jason’s legs.
Jason shits out the baby
“WAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
“Ew whys it making that noise?” Jason says in disgust
“JASON! Don’t say that, she’s beautiful, dont you think?” Harry replied
“Yeah, shes quite good looking for a potato.” Jason said
“JASON! She isnt a potato you imbecile.” Harry exclaimed.
“Ugh whatever” Jason mumbles
“So, what are you going to name her?” Harry said excitedly.
“Hmm... Shakira!” Jason said happily.
To be continued.
