Hiding a dead body is actually fairly simple. All you need are the right tools, no guilt, and maybe some popcorn.
There are a few choices~
1- Bury them. "But Star! That is too easy!" Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut it. I'm not finished. Bury them like 12 feet underground, and put something above it, like a dead sheep or goat or something. The police will assume someone buried their pet there and the dogs have found the scent of it. Boom 💥.
2- Burn them. Police can't identify ashes can they? Boom 🧨.
3- Hide it in a cemetery ⚰
4- Keep it somewhere temporary, then send an anonymous tip to the police telling them its somewhere else. Then when they've dug it up and found nothing, bury the body there, as the soil will already have been freshly dug, which wouldn't be suspicious, and the police wouldn't look there, as they already have. 📞
5- Hide it in the second page of Google Search or the Terms and Conditions. 🔎
6- Puncture the lungs then put them underwater. They won't float if the lungs are punctured. 🏝
7- Put them in a pose and pour cement around them to make them a statue. 🗽
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