its a very late night and your at a gas station.
You see this very manly man named Ishowspeed and decide to ask him the (size) of his car obviously.
"Nigga what" says speed
"I like cars damn" says Y/N
Than all of a sudden somebody very shady walks into the gas station.
he introduces himself as guard. Guard Is a fat discord moderator with no kitten that works everyday and finds out he's gay.
he decides to ask you to give him sloppy toppy for a Lamborghini but Loco comes out of nowhere and tries to get sloppy toppy first.
Speed stands in shock as his bodyguards fat ass nearly suffocates you while your tucked in a corner. You all buy condoms.
"This will be a very sticky situation" you say.
You all go to guards house and decide to do the dirty work there because his bed sheets are white.
Guard says he will take a fat shit but loco wants to be his toilet paper.
So after guard stops shitting in Don's mouth loco licks the poop right off.
Speed sits in shock and wonders what the fuck hes doing in his life.
He is witnessing a gay blowjob.
Speed decides to Run away and shoot everyone with a 1911.
Everyone starts to cum because it was really a jerk a Tron that attaches to their dicks and jerks them off.
Guard decides to make you his kitten and wants to sit his discord mod ass on you. Than you get crushed and your skull breaks. You get nearly suffocated from his big ass and he farts on your face.
You decide to kiss him but his lips taste like hunchos cousins dogs balls so you go into deep depression.
The next day you decide to do a stream with speed and guard calls that hes pregnant somehow so you raise kids and live happily ever after,
