prince charming x reader (THIS IS SATIRE HELP)

chapter 1

y/n's POV:

your walking into the party with prince charming and he winks at you , you instantly feel a pool of liquid between your thighs , you moan quietly in his ear , of course prince is feeling embarassed as you are at a very important party "not here kitten whiskers , daddy will discuss it later" he whispers into your ear , half an hour passes and you are feeling so horny you cant take it any more , you give him a look and pretend you are angry with him , of course this is only an excuse to get away from the crowd , you sneak into the bathroom and he slowly unbuckles his belt , he starts kissing on your neck which makes you moan "quiet kitten" he smirks "we cant have anyone hearing us" he starts taking off your corset and kisses down to your breasts , he is left taking off his shoulder-padded armour , and standing in his metal gold boxers , he then whips out his metaphorical sword and plunges it deep inside your flaps , you are in heaven and you start to scream , at that moment , someone walks in...