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Orlin didn't drop the gun. I ran in front of him as he tried to shoot, but failed, but my diarrhea obviously didn't as I had constipation for quite some time.
I aggressively hugged Orlin, and he finally dropped the gun. I turned back to see Donald, who stared for a moment and then ran towards the gun. He grabbed it and yelled.
"NICK, COME HERE, ORLIN THIS IS NO LONGER YOUR TIME, IT'S OVER BUD."
He breaks into Fight Song, which was honestly horrendous to watch.
Oh lord! My 2 anime husbandos arguing over...me?
Who do I choose?
I grab both men after Donald finishes his song, as I'm not used to making decisions and go "B-be friends now..You both are better than this. Love rules all."
Neither of them were convinced.
Donald put the gun in my hand. Oh no.
He went "Shoot one and keep the other."
I-I had to make a decision again! Oh, he knows I'm not good at that!
It flashed my mind for a second to shoot both men to prove I loved neither, but I could never do that.
I look at both of them, and point my gun in the middle.
Wait...This was my time to assert dominance!
"Fight for it, let's see how dedicated you are."
"We'll need some time." Orlin said
"Fair enough, one month from now at 3 A.M. sharp"
Donald and Orlin looked at each other in rage.
"Fine."
I saw blue and red lights in the distance. Uh oh
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RomanceAfter Nikocado Avocado mysteriously disappears, his new lover ends up trying to kill Donald. An adventurous piece of writing, critically acclaimed for "Most emotional" by my cousin's dog.
