i woke up that morning with messy hair. i put my long wavy blonde light blonde yellow blonde white blonde hair into a messy bun. i looked into the mirror and saw blue orbs staring back at me. i didn't put any makeup on cause i'm not like other girls, i'm one of the boys 🥵🥶 when i got to school i saw my crush jake, i immediately run up to him and hug him. "get off me BITCH" he yells at me while pushing me to the ground. i start crying and ran to the top of the school. i started to sing fight song. "this is my fight song, take back my life song" after i finished singing i felt powerful, like a #girlboss. "wow" i heard a voice. i immediately turned around and saw ed, the bad boy alpha wolf/vampire/angel/demon/deez. he smells me and growls. "mate" he looked at me with his green orbs, and then i fainted. Once I woke up, I was in the infirmary. Bewildered by this confusing morning. The memories soon came rushing in and as I turned towards my left... I saw HIM sitting there. His pale skin and soft freckles made me blush. It seems as if he couldn't tell however as I had a fever. "Ed... what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in class" I said. "Well my sussy Baka... I've been here all four years since....the accident"
"a-a-a-acid-d-dent, w-w-w-what a-accident?" y/n asked ed. his green orbs turned dark black and pounced onto y/n. "don't ask questions" he growled into her ear. y/n shuddered as he walked out of the room, his alpha tail swishing angrily. As he walked out, I felt a shiver down my spine. I turned towards the door. "ED CHAN WAIT-" I yelled and soon realized I wasn't at school anymore. At least not MY school. I look around the infirmary sweaty from my fever and heart beating fast. There were hanging posters of among us everywhere. I stare out the window. I soon realized I wasn't at Prepatory for advanced gingers anymore. I WAS IN SPACE. The stars shined brightly like a million fireflies. This fills me with dread and I sing my song of joy. "Every night I lie in bed, the brightest colors fill my head. A million dreams are keeping me awake". Thinking about Hugh gives me all the power I need and my pain leaves me. I stand up and head for the door.
"ED" i yell, bursting into the room. there he is sitting on the couch with the rest of his wolf pack. "tch, who is this brat" a short man with an undercut said. "how DARE you mortal" some guy with wolf ears said. "you are interrupting the imposter meeting, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE." he yelled at me. i started crying and ran out of the room. i heard yells and glass breaking. i was suddenly grabbed by the waist and pulled into a room. "sup" a girl with brown hair and green eyes said. "ew, you're wearing makeup. i don't wear makeup cause i'm one of the boys" y/n said to the girl. "stfu cause no one asked" the girl with brown hair said.
As I stared into her eyes I felt... something. Like a melody playing in my mind. Unlike any other before. Not fight song. Not a million dreams. Something new. But- I could never love another girl. I mean I'm one of the boys. Or maybe.... that's what the mask is. That's what the point of the mask is. I found her melody. I stand there blushing and feeling a pulse in my chest. "I'm-I-I'm Im-I'm Y/n" I stuttered. The new girl stared. "My name is Lunastar I serve the galaxy queen. Nice to meat you I guess" she said avoiding contact. I noticed some pink appear on her cheeks. 'omg, what a cute little baka 🥺" y/n thought. 'wait, but that's a sin.' y/n thought. "get away from me homo sexual" y/n pushed lunastar away and ran. lunastar watched y/n run with tears in her eyes. sadly, she looked to the ground, and walked back to the throne room. with y/n, she was now listening to her new fav artist girl in red 😍 "wow, maybe i am gay" she thought while daydreaming about lunastar. "what was that omega" she heard a growl. above her stood ed, who had tracked her down using her scent. "e-e-e-e-ed, how did you find me" y/n turned away from him, refusing to look into his green orbs. ed sighed, and opened his mouth...
"Y/n, there's a reason I brought you here. It was all meant for this glorious purpose of mine" He said. I grew uncertain of his actions. He seemed off in some ways. Ways I couldn't put my finger on. "So you see y/n, it's time I tell you the truth.... I don't know why we're here. To be honest, I only woke up about 20 minutes before you." "Okay?" I replied shaking and uneasy. "Yet... I'm not the Ed you claim I am. I- I am- THE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF ASGARD". "THRONE OF ASGARD!? AS IN LOKI HIMSELF?" y/n gasped, backing away from him. "that's right mortal, it is i, loki, king of asgard" ed, no, loki declared. his skin started to change and he morphed into the loki we all know and love 😍 "girl you got some greasy ass hair-" "now, kneel" he said. "no" y/n stood up, standing her alpha ground. "shut up mortal" he said, sneering at her. "i don't shut up, i glow up, and when i look at you, i throw up" she said, and spun away from him like a true girl boss. she ran as fast as she could back to the castle. she needed to tell lunastar what she discovered right away.
I was afraid. I was afraid. I was afraid. I was afraid. What could this man do? Kill me? Hurt me? Wash my hair? NO I- I- WOULDNT LET HIM. Still- as I run, a thought floods my brain. What happened to Ed? To the earth? My home. I stop running, exhausted and spot a vending machine. I get some chips using the 25 cents I always keep in my left sock. When suddenly LOKI walks in. "If you keep eating those chips you'll get fatter you fatty" I begin to sob when someone emerges from the shadows. "This ain't build a bitch" I hear. Another voice calls out "you don't get to pick and choose" They duet as they emerge "different ass and bigger boobs". I see Lunastar and Ron weaseley emerge from the shadows. Wait. Is that Ron. No.No. It's it's. Actually. Rupert grint. I join into thr song "if my eyes are brown or blue" doing this, I summon a blue light which hits the imposter Loki and turns him into a rainbow. I look at Lunastar run to her and then well... welll.. I kissed her
turns out i was a homosexual the whole entire time, and that is not a bad thing. after killing loki and saving the universe, lunastar and y/n got married and lived happily with their two children, mackenzleigh madysin graece, amber thomphson jacke. and they lived happily ever after, or did they 😏
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