Remus's phone~ he's in distress

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Sirius: loud
James: annoying
Peter: normal-ish
Lily: normal :)


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Me: Sirius I really need help


Loud: what's wrong??


Me: I'm in deep trouble-
You know how I flooded the third floor-
Filch knows-
And Minnie knows-
And Dumbledore knows-


Loud: what-
How the hell do they know??


Me: idk someone must have saw me do it or something


Annoying: Doubt it
Not if it was u
They wouldn't have seen
Was anyone else there?


Me: No!! It was just me, and yet they know! Why do they know?

How do they know?
What the hell do I do?


Normal-ish: Um...


Loud: cry


Me: Fat load of help you lot are


Annoying: How do u know that they know?



Me: Minnie keeps doing that death glare that she only usually reserves for you two, and dumbledore did that weird thing he does where his eyes go all sparkly


Help me :(

Normal :) : You've done what??
That was you?? Remus!


Me: What?

It had to be done

Normal :) : Seriously?


Loud: Siriusly?


Annoying: Lmao


Me: you're getting sidetracked


Normal :) : Well If they know then why haven't they done anything?
Apparently they aren't going to punish you so what's the problem?


Me: tHeY kNoW


Normal-ish: Just act like you didn't do it


Me: you lot are useless

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 24, 2023 ⏰

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