A/N
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The last fanfic started as a joke that my friends and I were writing at 3 am. The last few chapters took a more serious turn though, and my literary genius brain went hmmm... plot?!
So here we have the sequel. I'm too invested in this story to let it end on a cliffhanger. I also got the title idea from my bestie and I wanted to use it so we now have this.
Btw I'm bad at responding to comments, but I read all of them. You guys are funny.
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GG's POV
You couldn't do anything but watch as Y/N was sucked violently into the gaping mouth of Zuckerbergzilla.
"KYAAAAA!" they screamed in what seemed to be their last moments, until you came up with an idea just in time. It would mean no goodbyes, and it was uncertain if you would see them again, but it had to be done...
You pulled out a special device, the one you used to go to Arby's whenever you were bored. It was a prototype that you had stolen from Belos a long time ago, so you didn't know how it worked. Of course, the battery gauge was critically low. Damn you, plot inconvenience!
It had about one more go in it. You knew what had to be done.
"I've got you, Y/N!" you yelled, aiming the portal gun right into Zuckerbergzilla's mouth.
Just in time, it opened as Y/N flew through. It closed a moment after. Y/N was no longer on the Boiling Isles.
Suddenly, Zuckerbergzilla froze. His mouth shut abruptly, and his eyes glazed over.
You stood watching in confusion as he became less of a giant and more of a tiny puddle of goop that absorbed into the ground. Was it an abomination?
"oopsies." said a male voice up ahead in the forest.
"Who are you?!" you yelled.
Edric and Emira Blight walked foward with guilty expressions.
"That... wasn't meant to happen." said Emira. "It was a joke"
"Yeah Sorry man" said Edric
You stared blankly at them for a minute, dumbfounded.
"My dad works for the emperors coven and he can get you arrested" you said. "I'll never see my genderfriend again because of you >:("
"You were dating?" asked Emira.
"Uh... well not officially. But basically yeah! So fuck you guys!"
Out of nowhere, a bunch of coven guards came up behind the twins and grabbed them.
"Uh um we can talk this out man!" said Edric.
The only response you gave him was a frowny face emoji. :(
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