G; Hey bro wanna chill?
J; Not really
G; Um okay? Why not?
J; Don't you have to go hang out with your 16 year old prostitute girlfriend?
G; Excuse me?
J; Well?
G; She's beautiful, and her personality is amazing
J; Vomit
G; You are my best friend Jack, why don't you support me?
J; I don't like her.
G; Why?
J; She's a slut and she only wants sex
G; How do you know?
J; How do I not know lol shes gone from Carter to Cam to Hayes to you and ur the one that finally gave in lol
G; I just.. I've always liked her..
J; I'm in love with you
G; What?
J; Hahah I'm kidding but I just don't like her and did I mention she just turned 16?
G; Um ok but yes you did.
J; Jack its illegal
G; I love her
J; I CHOFKED WHAT
G; Is it to soon? I know I sound stupid shes just so beautiful
J; Shes far from beautiful
G; Beyond beautiful
J; Fuckin ugly
J; Wait what
G; What the fuck did you just say?
J; When?
G; Just a second ago!
J; I said uh.. When!
(If you know where I got that from ily)
G; NO! YOU CALLED HER UGLY!
J; Okay let me rephrase that, her face isn't ugly but her personality makes her look like a burnt zucchini
G; She's really sweet and talented Jack.
J; She's actually rude asf and how could you not remember those videos of her playing with herself? Oh and talented?! HAVE YOU HEARD HER SING LIVE SHE FUCKING SUCKS ALL SHE HAS IS AUTO TUNE JACK
G; Those videos were in the past shes trying to move on and live in the present. Oh and yeah I have heard her sing she's amazing.
J; God she has really wrapped you around her finger hasn't she?! Well Jack if you want to come back and start being MY best friend again then I will NOT be here. You have lost me and I want nothing to do with a fuckboy PEACE
G; No please I'm sorry..
J; Sorry for hurting my feelings and ignoring me so that you could go fuck your 15 well 16 now, year old girlfriend?!
G; Jack please we have never had sex.
J; That's really hard to believe.
G; Why the fuck would I lie you?
J; Because you've been lying to me for the last month.
G; Your making me seem like such a douche.
J; I guess I fell in love with a fuckboy..
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QOTD;
Where are you from?
AOTD;
Oklahoma!
Love you guys!
xoxo,
taylorxshawn
