John is Dave's boyfriend now, apparently

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: i was going to be normal about this, then i decided to be me about this. 

turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

your boyfriend!ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

TG: what happened to you not being a homosexual

TG: did i just totally forget that part of my life20:03:14

EB: five years ago happened, dave.

TG: did i forget the part where we started dating

EB: probably.

TG: wow.

TG: i didnt know that i had that bad of a memory.

EB: now, we could stand here pondering our relationship.

EB: or you can just make out with me.

EB: your choice.

TG: i think ill go with leaving to my room wondering where my life went wrong

TG: *turns into a potato and flies away*

turntechGodhead [TG] disconnected.

end author's note:

it was pretty normal up until the last few seconds. 

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