Y/N: Why would the master give us such an easy mission? I mean how hard is it to find a flower and kill a human?
Douma: It's harder than you think. The master has been looking for the blue spider lily for hundreds of years. Now as far as this demon slayer, if he, she or they worry the master as much as they do. They must be a threat. Don't take this job lightly Y/N.
Y/N: Bitch since when did you get all proper and shit, you're talking like you're writing a fucking book
Douma: .....See this is why your stupid ass is gonna get murked, don't expect me to help you
Y/N: Hot people don't get murked dumbass
You guys hear rustling in the woods
Y/N: what the fuck was that?
Douma: I don't know, and I sure as hell ain't gonna go check
Y/N: Bitch get your big buff ass out there! You're like 10x stronger than me. Plus you're a guy!
Douma: Wow, sexist much Y/N?
Y/N: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO *you give him a super sonic kick to the woods*
Douma: *he falls* OW BITCH!
Douma looks around the woods a bit and comes to find a mizunoto
Douma: It's just a mizunoto Y/N ! He smiles
Y/N: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MIZUNOTO?!
Douma: a low level swordsman!
The mizunoto tries to get away but douma quickly grabs their arm.
Douma: Now now, not so fast. We have a few questions to ask
You go over to where douma is
The mizunoto: Look dude, if you want drugs or some shit just say so. I can hook you up. But please don't eat me
Douma completely ignores the mizunoto
Douma: (that sounded like a nice offer- but I'll pass for my sake) Okay Y/N. Interrogate him
Y/N: .....okay? Would you happen to know where blue spider lilies are? Or a super strong scary demon slayer?
The mizunoto: The spider lilies I have no idea, but the demon slayers name is Wilson and he lives up the mountain
Douma & Y/N: okay thanks :)
Douma kills the mizunoto and takes the drug out of his pocket immediately after
Douma: Mmm these drug finna hit Y/N😫
Y/N: boy shut yo stupid ass up and come on
You and douma walk up the hill and are soon met with a demon slayer. Who had a very scary presence about them
Douma: (ah shit-) get back Y/N and stay quiet. Idgaf if you die or not. But you're funny so I'd like to have you around a bit longer
Y/N: okay dick wrinkle. You move back and hide
Douma approaches the demon slayer
Douma: lovely night tonight isn't it? I'm sure you know why I'm here, so let's just get this done.
Wilson: Ight *he walks past douma and slices off his head* well that was easy🤣
Y/N: oh hell no...
Y/N runs back to the infinity castle and reports the news to the master
Master: ...but did you kill the demon slayer?
Y/N: HUH? BITCH NO. I DIDNT WANNA FUCKING DIE
The master kill you
rip bozo
The End
