Once upon a tiem my flacid weewee began to exist. Little did i know my mumther would be kidnapped by savage ninjas.I needed to train my entire life to fist the ninja's anuses.Then i would ascend to fight my arch nemises frieza.with my erect penis. Master cockmonger would train me to use my cumehameha wave and fight freezerburns. Then i would save narnia and fuck your fgt dad.
The End