Chapter One
Picture the scene, a back garden, sun shining bright blue in the sky, not a cloud in sight. A small child's swing is set up and a tiny paddling pool has been filled with water. A tiny tot approximately 2 years old is sitting on the swing happily singing away, her pet dog is fast asleep not too far away.
The sweet young girl is having so much fun that she starts to really relax, the swaying of the swing lulling her into a little sleep. Suddenly, the girl's head falls forward, body following and landing face first into the middle of the paddling pool, the dog leaps up and runs for cover, the young girl is splashing around screaming whilst her Dad is rushing to save her from the foot deep water.
Eventually the young girl stops crying and smiles at her Dad, she soon takes her place back on the swing, she holds on really tight so as not to fall again, the faithful dog reclaims his place and falls into a comfortable sleep. Five minutes pass, the girl is swinging happily, she falls asleep and yes, you can guess the next part, she casually falls back off the swing and straight into the padding pool.
Dad, just like superman, runs to the rescue laughing so hard to save the young idiot that did not learn the first time. The dog, just as silly as the girl up and left to hide somewhere after getting a second soaking, the girl soon decided that maybe swinging was not her lucky toy and chose to go and play with something else.
To be don't......
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Accident Prone
HumorA large selection of funny stories from my childhood. I think the title is self explanatory, have fun laughing at my expense, I did, eventually.
